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beetlemaniaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a single beetle in the kitchen as an event requiring prolonged discussion. Anabela was beetlemaniaed, summoning Daniza to admire an insect near the washing machine. beetlered adj. Having drunk enough to wield a wooden mallet against cushions that have declined to arrange themselves. Lizett was beetlered, tapping the sofa cushions into what she called a more sensible formation.
beetleskinned adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely contain, with domestic precautions consequently required. Kiriana was beetleskinned by midnight and accepted the glass of water with unusual gratitude. beetleweeded adj. You have drunk enough to become a durable, leafy presence beside the sofa. Carmel was beetleweeded, reclining beneath the lamp while the household continued around her. beetlinged adj. You are drunk and being repeatedly beaten into a flatter shape by the sofa. Hamzah was beetlinged, gradually flattened into the corner cushion during the film. beetloafed (/ˈbiːt.ləʊfd/) adj. Of a drinker: compact, vegetarian, and best served motionless with a glass of water. Yastelin was beetloafed on the sofa, dense with drink and unwilling to discuss dessert. beetraved adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a deep red complexion and a firm attachment to the kitchen. Sarriah was beetraved, flushed beside the sink and requesting pickled vegetables. beetroot redded adj. The state of being drunk and visibly crimson, especially while waiting for water to take effect. Swanzetta was beetroot redded on the sofa, flushed enough to illuminate the abandoned supper. beetrooted (/ˈbiːt.ɹuːtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the face is crimson and the sofa has become permanent accommodation. Exaucee was beetrooted, asleep beneath the television with water cooling beside him. beeturiaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the bathroom a matter of colour and urgent explanation. Emily-elizabeth was beeturiaed after dinner and left the kitchen to investigate the bathroom. beetused adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a mild household collapse for a chronic medical condition. Laetitia was beetused on the sofa, monitoring the glass of water as though it were treatment. beetwormed adj. Drunk since last orders, and burrowing through the bar snacks with destructive agricultural purpose. Hennesy was beetwormed, tunnelling through the pork scratchings without lifting his head. beeved (/biːvd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing placidly in the way like a cow at a gate. Hou was beeved beside the fruit machine, requiring gentle encouragement to move. beeweeded adj. Drunk by closing time, and spreading through the beer garden in loose, sprawling sprays. Zyell was beeweeded across three garden chairs before the landlord called time. beewolfed adj. The state of being drunk and privately predatory towards whatever remains edible in the kitchen. Akasha was beewolfed, locating leftovers nobody else knew were present.
beeworted adj. Still drunk, and waving an imaginary sweet flag to guide the procession home. Kiuna was beeworted, leading the party towards the taxi rank with a raised umbrella.