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beeyarded adj. Too drunk to leave the pub without first inspecting every hive in the garden. Dcorian was beeyarded, peering into the apiary and asking which bees served bitter. beeyatched adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary tact has been left with the receipt. Fidji was beeyatched and asked the same personal question of three separate strangers. beeyotched adj. The state of being drunk and needlessly exacting about small social arrangements. Macsen was beeyotched, requiring a particular glass for a perfectly ordinary lager. beezered adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake your nose for an independent customer at the bar. Nahrain was beezered and bought a half for the nose reflected beside him. beezied adj. Having drunk enough to address every woman in the pub as though she were an old acquaintance. Hajime was beezied, greeting the barmaid and two strangers with equal misplaced familiarity. befalled (/bɪˈfɔːld/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and treating each mishap as an event. Normia was befalled after the umbrella incident, which she recounted as a local emergency. befallinged adj. You have drunk enough to regard every minor pub incident as a matter of chance. Cytlaly was befallinged and blamed the wind for the crisps in her lap. befiperided adj. You are drunk and pursuing pleasure with the single-minded confidence of a laboratory compound. Tongia was befiperided, requesting another round despite having just found the exit. befiradoled adj. Of a drinker: numbed to the evening's minor injuries and still negotiating another round. Nicolis was befiradoled after the chair mishap and asked whether the bar did doubles. befittingnessed adj. Of a drinker who has found the exact degree of solemnity befitting a warm pint and a broken stool. Trenetta was befittingnessed, delivering a grave toast to the pub's least comfortable chair. befloxatoned adj. Describing a drinker who has inhibited every sensible impulse while preserving the urge to order chips. Thad was befloxatoned, declining water and requesting chips with clinical determination. beflubutamided adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a herbicide settling over the conversation and suppressing further growth. Stacci became beflubutamided and took several minutes to answer the simplest question. befolkeringed adj. A drinker who has gathered everyone within earshot into one loosely governed public. Juwayriya was befolkeringed, enrolling the entire bar in a debate about darts. befoolmented adj. A drinker so far gone that each transparent trick appears a sound piece of pub wisdom. Lavonde was befoolmented and accepted the bar's broken clock as evidence of closing time. before and aftered adj. Softened by drink into comparing the pub before and after you entered it. Jedadia was before and aftered, surveying the bar as though documenting a refurbishment. before image journalled adj. The drunkenness of one who has logged the unaltered pub table before attempting any improvements. Alonte was before image journalled, photographing the bar before moving a single empty glass.