before timesed
befunololed

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before timesed adj. Reduced by drink to remembering the pub as it existed before the decisive incident. before-and-aftered adj. Sharpened by drink into noticing every difference between the first pint and the last. Khy was before-and-aftered, identifying changes in the room no sober person could see.
befored (/bɪˈfɔːd/) adj. The state of being drunk and visibly earlier than the explanation you are about to give. Diyora was befored, arriving at the taxi rank with an account of events still unfinished. beforelifed adj. Loosened by drink into claiming an existence that preceded the first sip of the evening. Adreyan was beforelifed, reminiscing about his pre-pint existence beside the fruit machine. beforemathed adj. Emboldened by drink to predict the consequences before performing the action. Brayden-lee was beforemathed, forecasting the landlord's reaction before climbing onto the bench. beforenessed adj. Slowed by drink to treating every event as something that is still waiting to happen. Suede was beforenessed, pausing before each sip as though the pint required prior approval. beforenooned adj. Drunk and insisting that the afternoon is still sufficiently early for another round. Bristen was beforenooned, ordering breakfast despite the bar having changed its opening sign. befoulered adj. Having drunk more than any reasonable person should before polishing the furniture with a sleeve. Cheryse became befoulered and left a respectable trail from the bar to the lavatory. befoulmented adj. You have drunk enough to regard the cleanest room as an invitation to make it otherwise. Amarys got befoulmented and rested a chip on every available white surface. befriendered (/bɪˈfɹɛndəd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every unattended object as a prospective companion. Kimaya became befriendered and introduced herself to the coat stand twice. befriendinged adj. Of a drinker: extending the hand of fellowship to someone who is plainly trying to leave. Tereas was befriendinged and formed an immediate bond with the cloakroom attendant. befriendmented adj. Of a drinker who has converted a queue, a plant and a stranger into lifelong allies. befuddlednessed adj. Describing a drinker who has attained a philosophical uncertainty about which end of the coat is uppermost. John-francis was befuddlednessed and put both arms through the same sleeve. befuddlemented adj. A drinker who has made several decisions, none of them concerning the immediate whereabouts of home. Malajia was befuddlemented and searched the kitchen for the front door. befuddlered adj. A drinker so far gone that each explanation leaves the listener less certain than before. Edwardine became befuddlered and explained the raffle in terms of maritime law.
befunololed adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the evening with the solemn calm of a misplaced prescription. Lawi was befunololed and discussed the bar snacks as though monitoring a clinical trial.