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BAL'd adj. Reduced by drink to a broad absorption-line trough, especially between the bar and the lavatory. Mikaylia was BAL'd, her conversation descending steadily into a broad and featureless trough. BAM'd adj. Drunk enough to absorb no refreshment at all, while continuing to request a glass of water. Ritaj was BAM'd beside the sink, asking whether water had become less effective overnight. BAMF'd (/bæmfd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and still carrying oneself as though the pub were a hostile operation. Ruhama went BAMF'd and inspected the corridor before fetching the crisps. BANANA principled adj. Describing a drinker who blocks every plan that might inconvenience anyone, including the people waiting with them. Tyri became BANANA principled and prevented Ryliee from ordering chips on grounds of possible disruption. BANANA'd (/bəˈnɑːnəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has objected to every proposed destination, especially once the group has already arrived. Thailen got BANANA'd and rejected Jazabel's pub because its sign might disturb the neighbours. BAO'd adj. Drunk, with the result that your conversation expands and contracts at regular intervals. Steely was BAO'd, swelling into an anecdote before collapsing into silence. BAP'd adj. Loosened by drink into grand expectations, an empty purse, and firm opinions about the room's furnishings. Renton was BAP'd by breakfast, rejecting the ordinary toast as beneath the occasion. BARD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every account of the evening is accepted beyond reasonable doubt. Basimah was BARD'd and believed the coat on the chair was unquestionably hers. BARF'd adj. A drinker who has adopted a raw diet in theory and is trying to persuade the whole table of its merits. Bixby went BARF'd and explained canine nutrition to Jeon while guarding the untouched crisps. BARS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation is subjected to pressure, heat and mineral processing. Teandria became BARS'd and interrogated Zhian about the conditions required to grow a diamond. BAS'd adj. Drunk beyond any sensible subsistence allowance, with the remainder spent on another round. Rhyon was BAS'd, having exhausted his subsistence allowance before the crisps arrived. BASE jumped adj. The state of being drunk and leaving every social situation by the shortest available drop. Lagena went BASE jumped and descended from the party balcony before Atarangi had found the stairs. BASE jumpered adj. The condition of a drinker who treats every fixed point, including furniture, as a suitable place to launch. Minnette became BASE jumpered and leapt from the armchair while Chatia attempted to secure a taxi. BASE jumpinged adj. The drunkenness of one who regards a fixed structure and a parachute as adequate preparation for leaving company. Juanasie got BASE jumpinged and proposed exiting through the conservatory roof, to Atarah's quiet refusal. BASIL'd adj. The state of being drunk and extracting every last useful liquid from the evening. Samorah was BASIL'd and scavenged the kitchen for water with laboratory seriousness. BASced adj. You have drunk enough to apply practical science to a problem that plainly requires a chair. Pertrina became BASced and attempted to repair the tap with a ruler and a bread knife.