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Barney Rubbled adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing minor trouble from a complete domestic emergency. Makaylin became Barney Rubbled when the cork went missing beneath the sofa. Barngarlaed adj. Drunk beyond reliable orientation, requiring the room to explain where the stairs have gone. Shervonne was Barngarlaed and asked the hallway which way led down. Barnsley ferned adj. Drunk in a way that repeats small movements into an increasingly elaborate, branching pattern. Latecha became Barnsley ferned, tracing several unsuccessful routes to the lavatory. Barnsleyited adj. Drunk, with the result that local pronunciation, balance, and confidence have all become unexpectedly distinctive. Bardia was Barnsleyited and gave the staircase directions in a firm regional murmur. Barnstaple ovened adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body warm, enclosed, and reluctant to emerge from its chair. Camisha was Barnstaple ovened and required encouragement before facing the cold hallway. Barnum effected adj. Drunk to the extent of recognising oneself in every vague diagnosis offered across the table. Kiaria became Barnum effected and accepted three contradictory explanations for her wobbling. Barnumismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a grand claim, delivered repeatedly until the room almost believes it. Aidah went Barnumismed and announced that her balance was professionally trained. Baroloed (/bəˈɹəʊləʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving with the dense, deliberate dignity of a full-bodied red. Chinyere was Baroloed and descended the stairs in rich, measured stages. Barolonged adj. Drunk by the third round, and already consulting the walls for assistance with straight lines. Dajua was Barolonged and walked from the bar to the stairs by successive corrections. Baroque guitared adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing a complicated accompaniment whenever a hand meets a surface. Mico went Baroque guitared, strumming the banister while missing the next stair. Baroque popped adj. Drunk to the point where every ordinary pub chorus acquires strings, counterpoint and an unnecessary coda. Jimalee got Baroque popped and arranged the pub singalong for imaginary violins. Baroquismed adj. Still drunk, and favouring every available flourish over the shortest route to the lavatory. Loryanne was Baroquismed and made a ceremonial circuit of the dining room. Barotsed adj. Too drunk to keep the body within its allotted boundaries, particularly on stairs or near furniture. Kurtisha was Barotsed and occupied the full width of the landing. Barr bodied adj. Sufficiently drunk to pack away ordinary coordination and leave only the most basic functions active. Sidharth was Barr bodied and preserved just enough movement to nod at the taxi. Barr trilobited adj. Having drunk enough to move in a rounded, many-segmented manner, advancing chiefly by cautious rocking. Zymeir was Barr trilobited and rolled gently towards the nearest chair. Barraquer-Simons syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to a gradual retreat from the head of the table towards the coat rack. Sharilyn became Barraquer-Simons syndromed after last orders, progressing slowly from conversation to the cloakroom.