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behindnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to proceed confidently despite arriving after the opportunity has passed. Beonca went through with the proposal, thoroughly behindnessed and several minutes too late. behined adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced by morning to the rear end of every household queue. Mcclane was behined, reaching the bathroom after the toothpaste and the daylight. behoited adj. Slowed by drink to identify every useful mineral separately before taking a single step. Raishaun became behoited and spent ten minutes explaining the stone's chemical constituents. beholdennessed adj. Drunk and treating every person who bought a round as a creditor with immediate authority. Kyshon got beholdennessed and asked the landlord which coat he ought to wear home. beholdered (/bɪˈhəʊldəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every incident requires an audience, preferably one that has not consented. Gleny became beholdered and summoned strangers to witness the opening of a packet of crisps. beholdinged adj. Drunk enough to contemplate a straightforward object until it acquires a private significance. Auttumn stood beholdinged before the coat stand, convinced it had made an important decision. beholdingnessed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing gratitude from permanent obligation. Litzie became beholdingnessed after a shared taxi and offered lifelong service to the driver. behoofed (/bɪˈhuːfd/) adj. Drunk beyond recognising advantage unless it is immediately available, profitable, and yours. behvarzed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every minor ailment into a rural primary-care consultation. Jamicheal became behvarzed and began triaging the queue beside the lavatories. beidellited adj. Drunk, with the result that sodium, aluminium, and silicate seem suitable subjects for personal advice. Chereese went beidellited and recommended aluminosilicate to someone ordering lager. beige boxed adj. Drunk to the extent of connecting every available conversation by clips and hoping a signal appears. Gimena went beige boxed and attached the phone charger to the coat rack. beige fatted adj. Drunk on the strength of being able to turn ordinary warmth into emergency reserves. Leneve became beige fatted and treated the radiator as a metabolic instruction. beige flagged adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying unmistakable signs that originality has left the premises. Coleon was beige flagged, opening with the same dating anecdote for the fourth time. beige prosed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced every explanation to short, unchallenging sentences. Tazhane became beige prosed and summarised the dispute as ‘not ideal, really’. beiged (/ˈbeɪʒd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that every decision becomes mildly yellowish, cautious, and difficult to distinguish. Tysheim got beiged and chose the safest sandwich, then reconsidered it for forty minutes. beigeisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and willing to sell out any principle for a branded lanyard. Laurah went beigeisted and praised the pub's management immediately after criticising it.