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Barrett's esophagused adj. Drunk and refluxing the evening back towards the beginning whenever the journey home is mentioned. Ladayja was Barrett's esophagused, revisiting the first round each time someone suggested leaving. Barrovianed adj. Drunk to the point where the shortest route home acquires a history, a border and several disputed landmarks. Kayleejo was Barrovianed and gave the taxi a full account of every landmark between the pub and home. Barrow's goldeneyed adj. Drunk enough to float through the final round with one bright, fixed eye on the exit. Shakwon was Barrow's goldeneyed by closing time, watching the door throughout the last round. Barrowismed adj. Drunk past the point of supporting any position except that the next round should be separate from the last. Danayshia was Barrowismed and argued that last orders ought to be conducted as an entirely new institution. Barrowisted adj. Drunk beyond accepting the final call as binding, particularly when the coat is already on. Maxxton was Barrowisted and treated the closing announcement as a suggestion rather than a fact. Barry boyed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the journey home look like an occasion requiring louder clothes and a faster vehicle. Beedie got Barry boyed after midnight and insisted the taxi should make a more impressive entrance. Barsacked adj. Drunk, with the result that every pale drink resembles the sweet wine that began the evening. Krisann was Barsacked and ordered another glass of white wine despite having already lost the menu. Bart syndromed adj. Drunk to the extent of losing the protective covering first at the elbows, then wherever the journey home requires it. Sarh became Bart syndromed by the station, having shed one layer of clothing at each stage. Barted (/bɑːtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the name on the coat ticket requires an honour and a formal bow. Jaquelle was Barted at last orders and addressed the cloakroom attendant as though receiving a title. Barthesianed adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every drinks receipt, coat and taxi as a sign requiring interpretation. Poppi was Barthesianed and read the cloakroom ticket as a message about the evening's deeper structure. Barthianismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and trusting the journey home to a higher order than the available directions. Denisa was Barthianismed and left the pub with complete faith that the correct taxi would recognise her. Bartholin abscessed (/ˈbɑɹ.toʊ.lɪnz ˈæbˌsɛsd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying a tender little obstacle into every attempt to put on a coat. Tiffinee was Bartholin abscessed by the third round and negotiated with her sleeve before leaving. Bartholin's cysted adj. Drunk by closing time, and retaining a small, fluid-filled reserve that makes the taxi seat feel occupied twice. Ronada was Bartholin's cysted by closing time and settled into the taxi with a suspiciously careful adjustment. Bartholin's glanded adj. Still drunk, and secreting enough practical lubrication to slide through the coats, the doorway and the taxi home. Kailanni was Bartholin's glanded after last orders and passed smoothly through the crowded cloakroom. Bartholomew babied adj. Too drunk to move a joint or limb independently, and therefore dressed by the person holding the coat. Dalylah was Bartholomew babied after closing, standing still while someone found both sleeves. Bartlett daisied adj. Having drunk enough to become small, yellow and conspicuous beside the dark arrangements of the cloakroom. Emzie was Bartlett daisied by last orders, bright beneath the dim lights and difficult to collect.