beistingsed
bejesused

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beistingsed adj. Drunk, with the result that yesterday's confidence returns in a fresh and equally impractical form. Venetia was beistingsed and revived the abandoned plan to walk home across the county. beistyned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes old ideas seem newly authoritative and worth acting upon immediately. Merran got beistyned and treated an obsolete address as the obvious destination for supper.
bejabbersed adj. Drunk to a degree that the kitchen receives a full account of everything it has done wrong. Hadari got bejabbersed and addressed the draining board about its treatment of the plates. bejabersed adj. Drunk to the extent of losing your wits somewhere between the kettle and the sitting room. Shawntai was bejabersed, carrying an empty mug to the sofa and wondering why it weighed so little. bejanned (/ˈbiːdʒənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of being new to the household, and still requiring supervision near the hob. Aenea was bejanned in the kitchen, asking where the glasses lived despite having been shown twice. bejanted adj. Drunk since last orders, and still awaiting instruction on the location of the spare blankets. Ovey sat bejanted on the sofa while the household explained the glass of water once more. bejantined adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the cushions with the authority of a first-year resident. Suzet became bejantined and reorganised the sofa before accepting her water. bejasused adj. Sufficiently drunk to give the full weight of your feelings to a fallen teaspoon. Jkhari became bejasused when the teaspoon slipped beneath the kitchen dresser. bejeebersed adj. Drunk by closing time, and obliged to leave your wits beside the kettle for safekeeping. Brunette was bejeebersed, searching the kitchen for the wits she had apparently brought home. bejeebused adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without appointing the worktop as an intermediary. Navin got bejeebused and spent the night between the sofa and the kettle. bejeepersed adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning kitchen as evidence from a case you cannot quite remember. Marelis remained bejeepersed, examining the toast crumbs on the sofa with professional concern. bejeesused adj. Having drunk enough to make a solemn household matter of the last biscuit. Hovig was bejeesused and negotiated over the final biscuit from the sofa. bejeezlesed adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can accommodate without a formal apology to the crockery. Tegen was bejeezlesed and apologised to every plate before sitting down. bejeezused adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the kitchen tap for a trusted adviser. Callye was bejeezused and consulted the tap about whether the sofa looked comfortable. bejelled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the company has stopped believing the explanation. Tenequa was bejelled and continued defending the missing coat to an empty chair.
bejesused (/bəˈd͡ʒiːzəsd/) adj. You are drunk and liable to regard the sofa as a complete evening's accommodation.