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Bartlett's tinamoued adj. Having drunk more than the evening can hold, and choosing the uplands beyond the pavement for the journey home. Clenton was Bartlett's tinamoued after closing and took the long grassy route beside the road. Bartletted (/ˈbɑː(ɹ)tlətd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to soften at the edges, bruise in the cloakroom and travel home in a paper bag. Naika was Bartletted by the final round, yielding gently whenever the crowded doorway pressed against her. Bartmann jugged adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a solemn face, a rounded posture and no useful pouring ability. Rund was Bartmann jugged by last orders, wearing a grave expression beside the overflowing cloakroom. Barton reactioned adj. You are drunk and converting every flash of passing light into a reason to change direction. Abriele was Barton reactioned on the way home, turning towards each passing shopfront without explanation. Barton-McCombie deoxygenationed adj. Of a drinker: reduced, after the final round, to the bare carbon framework required to reach home. Loujean was Barton-McCombie deoxygenationed by closing time, stripped of plans but still capable of travelling home. Barton-Zard reactioned adj. Of a drinker who has converted the last round, by obscure basic means, into an aromatic route home. Koy was Barton-Zard reactioned after closing, producing an elaborate route from the pub to a familiar street. Bartram oaked adj. Describing a drinker who has become broad, rooted and unwilling to leave the pavement after the final round. Emier was Bartram oaked outside the pub, rooted beside the coats while the others found a taxi. Bartram's sandpipered adj. A drinker who has taken to the open ground, walking the long way home with an apparently appointed destination. Jaithan was Bartram's sandpipered after closing, crossing the empty park rather than taking the road. Bartramian sandpipered adj. Drunk, with the result that you range the uplands restlessly, as though awaiting a suitable season for migration. Avemaria spent the evening Bartramian sandpipered, pacing the garden and declining all indoor seating. Bartter syndromed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming chemically unbalanced, argumentative, and faintly alkaline in manner. Greicy was Bartter syndromed and maintained that the crisps had altered her entire electrolyte profile. Barukhzied adj. Drunk on the strength of which one adopts a hound's solemn stare and pursues an absent quarry. Terrianna went Barukhzied after supper, following the scent of a sandwich into the conservatory. Barytonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and producing a low, reedy account of every matter under consideration. Kylaya became Barytonned and delivered a sonorous objection to the table's arrangement. Bascologied adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting a scholarly investigation into words nobody has used. Ithsham became Bascologied and supplied footnotes to an argument about the bill. Bascologisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the evening as an inquiry into an entire language and culture. Tahron got Bascologisted and spent the interval establishing the historical status of every menu item. Bascophoned adj. Still drunk, and speaking with the settled confidence of someone whose vocabulary has recently expanded considerably. Deora was Bascophoned at breakfast and addressed the kettle as though it required linguistic instruction. Basedow's syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to exhibit a restless brightness and a pulse of administrative urgency. Parson was Basedow's syndromed, issuing rapid instructions about napkins to people seated quietly.