bellowed
bells of Irelanded

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bellowed (/ˈbɛləʊd/) adj. Too drunk to answer quietly, even when the question concerns whether breakfast is ready. Marisleysi was bellowed and informed the entire landing that toast was imminent. bellowered adj. Sufficiently drunk to become the source of the morning's deepest and least informative noise. Shaska was bellowered, making the bathroom door vibrate whenever the headache arrived.
bellowfished adj. Drunk and puffing yourself up before announcing a decision nobody requested. Heliodoro got bellowfished and challenged the landlord to a debate about staircases. bellowinged adj. Having drunk enough to leave the morning resonating after the speaker has stopped. Hasini was bellowinged, and the walls retained her breakfast announcement for several minutes. bellowsered adj. Having drunk more than the evening could pardon, and facing a lifelong sentence of morning regret. Lashannon was bellowsered by dawn, sentenced to water, toast and a silent telephone. bellowsfished adj. Drunk to the point where every minor disagreement requires inflation, display, and a forceful conclusion. Algerine became bellowsfished and explained the seating plan with both hands and considerable authority. bellowsfuled adj. Drunk enough to fill every available pause with air, confidence, and an ill-considered proposal. Cheyeene got bellowsfuled and offered to repair the pub's extractor fan personally. bellpersonned adj. Drunk past the point of carrying everyone else's luggage, while still accepting new assignments. Cheyeanne became bellpersonned and attempted to take three strangers' coats upstairs. bellpulled adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe every unanswered request requires a firm tug and an audible summons. Nazayah became bellpulled beside the bar, pulling the cord whenever another round occurred to her. bellpushed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every unanswered question into another summons. Courtney-louise was bellpushed and kept calling the restaurant until someone agreed with her booking. bellringered adj. Drunk to a degree that every movement seems timed for an audible entrance. Medhansh climbed bellringered, making the staircase sound busier than it was. bellringinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every announcement arrives ceremonially and at unnecessary volume. bellroped adj. Drunk on the strength of the handrail, with each descent requiring another pull. Dzire came bellroped down the staircase, taking the banister with him in spirit. bells and smellsed adj. Drunk to a degree that gives every ordinary departure the gravity of a formal ceremony. Aonna got bells and smellsed and blessed the coat rack before leaving the party. bells and whistlesed adj. Drunk to the extent of adding unnecessary features to a decision that was already going badly. Gethsemani became bells and whistlesed and requested a spinning receipt for the taxi fare.
bells of Irelanded adj. Drunk on the strength of a decorative appearance, and prepared to treat it as practical evidence. Josie-leigh got bells of Irelanded and bought a green hat because it seemed botanically persuasive.