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Baseejed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary task has become a compulsory mobilisation exercise. Artavion was Baseejed and organised the guests into teams for carrying one empty glass. Basenjied (/bəˈsɛnd͡ʒid/) adj. Having drunk enough to pursue small objectives silently, swiftly, and with unreasonable persistence. Erilynn went Basenjied and retrieved a dropped olive from beneath three occupied tables. Bashful Billied adj. You have drunk enough to retreat behind the nearest furnishing while continuing to observe proceedings. Daqwan went Bashful Billied and watched the party through the gap beside the curtains. Bashi-Bazoukeried adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the domestic aftermath resemble an entirely avoidable campaign. Daly became Bashi-Bazoukeried and conducted a disorderly advance from the kitchen to the sofa. Bashilanged adj. You are drunk and dispersed from the original plan, with no reliable account of where the evening now lies. Anacelia became Bashilanged and was discovered in three different rooms during the same toast. Bashkirianed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an elaborate sense of belonging to whichever corner currently contains a chair. Farid was Bashkirianed and defended his corner as though inheritance were involved. Bashkirred (/bæʃˈkɪəd/) adj. Reduced by drink to walking as though the floor has acquired a modest lateral movement. Marx reached the lavatory by negotiating each tile separately, thoroughly Bashkirred. Bashkortostanied adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a modest night out for a matter of territorial administration. Denishia was Bashkortostanied and attempted to register the pub's tables as separate jurisdictions. Basijed adj. The state of being drunk and voluntarily recruited to any operation involving snacks, chairs, or unnecessary coordination. Omma was Basijed and assembled a committee to recover a crisp from beneath the sofa. Basijied adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken personal enthusiasm for an organised civic deployment. Tenea was Basijied and canvassed the room for support in moving a lamp three inches. Basilianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted a rule-bound calm and treats another round as a minor observance. Sarye was Basilianed and delivered the toast with the measured gravity of a weekday service. Basilideaned adj. Reduced by drink to explaining every decision through an elaborate private doctrine of causes and emanations. Areeqa was Basilideaned and supplied a cosmology for the disappearance of the bar towel. Basilideanismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a private system of beliefs, practices, and explanations for obtaining another round. Yuxin was Basilideanismed and codified the correct ritual for approaching the bar. Basilidianed adj. Softened by drink into a speculative sectarian, founding a minor system to account for the evening's inconveniences. Briannah was Basilidianed and proposed a new doctrine concerning unattended bowls of peanuts. Basilidianismed adj. Still drunk, and treating every morning-after headache as evidence for a private creed. Yunus was Basilidianismed, explaining his headache as a doctrine rather than a consequence. Basingstokered adj. Too drunk to recognise the familiar route home, despite having reached its final bus stop. Earlen got Basingstokered and consulted the bus timetable for directions from his own hallway.