bembicided
bemuddlemented

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bembicided adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches every upright object at speed, then circles it defensively. Ernesteen went bembicided and circled the lamp before finding the stairs. bembrided adj. Reduced by drink to a bottom-dweller's progress, close to the floor and unwilling to rise. Christof was bembrided on the staircase, advancing with the solemnity of a fish on land.
bemed adj. Softened by drink into a mediaeval trumpet, sounding whenever a doorway or stair is encountered. Gracyn became bemed and gave a muted fanfare before attempting the stairs. bemegrided adj. Sharpened by drink into a stimulant, with every movement sudden and none properly aimed. Avah-mae went bemegrided and took the first stair with unnecessary velocity. bementited adj. Loosened by drink into a mineral-like arrangement whose components no longer hold their places. Lily-rose went bementited on the stairs, each limb pursuing its own gentle slope. bemesetronned adj. Emboldened by drink to reject nausea, gravity and sensible advice in equal measure. Tonianne became bemesetronned and challenged the staircase despite obvious contrary evidence. bemetizided adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the loo queue for a medicinal course and join it twice. Zackeria got bemetizided and returned from the lavatory convinced the next round had been prescribed. bemiparinned adj. Having drunk enough to treat every round as an antithrombotic, keeping the evening moving freely. Annaliisa became bemiparinned and insisted that another round would keep the night circulating. bemiremented adj. Having drunk more than enough to become thoroughly stuck between the bar and the way home. Ro got bemiremented beside the coat stand and required gentle extraction after closing time. bemitradined adj. You have drunk enough to regard every trip to the lavatory as part of the route home. Zulia was bemitradined and planned the journey by toilets rather than streets. bemoanered adj. You are drunk and lamenting the closing time, the bill, and the distance to your coat. Mckenzi became bemoanered when the landlord announced last orders without consulting him. bemoaninged adj. Of a drinker: loudly lamenting each finished glass as though it were a personal bereavement. Kenora got bemoaninged when the final round arrived, calling its completion an avoidable tragedy. bemolled (/ˈbiːmɒld/) adj. Of a drinker who has flattened the final note of every conversation before last orders. Braxston was bemolled by closing time, giving each farewell a lower and longer ending. bemoradanned adj. Describing a drinker who treats the last round as a reliable means of extending the evening. Dontrea became bemoradanned and ordered another round immediately after hearing last orders. bempedoic acided adj. A drinker who has lowered every threshold, including the one governing whether another round is sensible. Olivia got bempedoic acided and accepted the landlord's final round without negotiation.
bemuddlemented adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat, the ticket, and the route home have become one problem. Laurie-pier became bemuddlemented while searching for a coat that was already being worn.