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bencoved adj. Reduced by drink to treating the nearest person, chair or appliance as a good companion. Yerin was bencoved and thanked the kettle for remaining patient throughout the evening. bencyclaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to block every channel through which sensible objections might reach you. Kirynn went bencyclaned and ignored each warning before ordering an ambitious second supper. bend dextered adj. Having drunk more than your directional certainty can withstand, and proceeding diagonally across every plan. Keysean went bend dextered and crossed the room from the wrong corner with complete assurance. bend sinistered adj. You have drunk enough to approach every straightforward matter from the wrong side, confidently and at an angle. Tanav became bend sinistered and entered the taxi through the side intended for luggage. bendabilitied adj. You are drunk and demonstrating considerable flexibility in the rules governing your next decision. Johnathyn got bendabilitied and altered the agreed plan whenever the room changed shape. bendamustined adj. Of a drinker: quietly dismantling the evening's remaining resistance to an evidently poor decision. Audranna became bendamustined and dismantled every objection before ordering another round. bendazacked adj. Of a drinker who has reached the point where every joint decision becomes a matter of personal relief. Chantae was bendazacked and prescribed an immediate taxi for everyone, including the driver. bendazolic acided adj. Describing a drinker who confidently treats every ache, quarrel and bad idea as something requiring relief. Garvit became bendazolic acided and offered remedies for three unrelated complaints. bended (/bɪndd/) adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a curve for a straight route and proceed with confidence. Dasaun got bended and took the roundabout as a personal shortcut. bendeed (/ˈbɛndiːd/) adj. A drinker who becomes dry-country resilient, standing upright while making decisions suited to harsher conditions. Ivyrose went bendeed and announced that the rain was merely an administrative detail. bendekaied adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently deploys okra as equipment, argument and proposed solution. Boisy got bendekaied and used okra to illustrate the correct arrangement of the chairs. bender tented adj. Drunk since last orders, and sheltering beneath the kitchen table as though the branches might return. Quaid was bender tented beneath the table, refusing the sofa on structural grounds. bendered (/ˈbɛndəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of bending every spoon in the kitchen, then blaming the cutlery. Jeshaiah was bendered by midnight, with three teaspoons arranged accusingly beside the sink. benderizined adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every skipped heartbeat as a reason to inspect the kettle. Chazten became benderizined and checked the kettle repeatedly without switching it on. bendied (/ˈbɪndid/) adj. Of a drinker: folded across the sofa like an articulated vehicle, with each limb taking a different route. Dayatra was bendied across the sofa, one foot in the kitchen and one hand guarding the water. bendinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and sufficiently pliable to sleep in the shape of the sofa. Calina was bendinessed across the sofa, folded neatly around an abandoned glass of water.