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bendinged (/ˈbɛndɪŋd/) adj. Still drunk, and performing a slow, ongoing motion towards the nearest horizontal surface. Mathijs remained bendinged, gradually approaching the sofa while carrying water in both hands. bendiocarbed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen spray from the cordial, or to regard either with suspicion. Kaitrin was bendiocarbed and nearly poured cleaning fluid into the glass beside the sink. bendired adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide the evening's percussion by tapping a glass against the kitchen worktop. Kalayna grew bendired and supplied a steady rhythm while the kettle came to the boil. bendleted adj. Having drunk enough to become a narrow, decorative inconvenience between the sofa and the coffee table. Cathriona was bendleted between the sofa and table, leaving the glass of water just out of reach. bendopneaed adj. Having drunk more than the furniture can support, and becoming breathless whenever you lean forward for water. Cynethia was bendopneaed, reaching for the glass in stages from the sofa. bendrofluazided adj. You have drunk enough to make frequent, purposeful journeys between the sofa and the lavatory. Gerrick was bendrofluazided and had established a route past the kitchen without using it. bendroflumethiazided adj. You are drunk and repeatedly requiring the lavatory, despite having settled on the sofa. Jorgejr was bendroflumethiazided, rising from the sofa every few minutes with quiet determination. bendy bussed adj. Of a drinker who has negotiated the sofa in sections, arriving with the upper body before the legs. Aseelah was bendy bussed on the sofa, with her feet still pointing towards the kitchen. bendy strawed adj. Describing a drinker who reaches for water in stages, bending at the middle and reconsidering the route. Dennison was bendy strawed, drawing water from the glass without leaving the sofa. bene bowsed adj. A drinker so far gone that every glass of water is praised as though it were excellent beer. Rheanne was bene bowsed and congratulated the tap on producing such a fine vintage. bene cofed adj. Softened by drink into making a good companion of whoever happens to occupy the other end of the sofa. Thanhphong was bene cofed, sharing the blanket with a cushion and speaking warmly of its character. bene coved adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying every household object as a potential good fellow. Mahelet was bene coved and introduced the toaster to everyone in the kitchen. bene culled adj. Loosened by drink into choosing a companion from among the chairs, cushions and appliances. Deeandre was bene culled and appointed the kitchen bin his closest confidant. bene morted adj. Softened by drink into accepting the kindest available route home, however indirect. Tayseer got bene morted and agreed that walking three streets in the wrong direction was sensible. bene motted adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying every possible obstacle between the bar and the front door. Elex became bene motted and listed the dangers posed by each coat near the exit. beneathnessed adj. Having drunk enough to conduct all conversation from below the level of the bar. Harneez spent the last round beneath the table, thoroughly beneathnessed.