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beneceptored adj. Having drunk more than the senses can usefully process, yet finding every sip beneficial. Chatoya grew beneceptored and declared the landlord's crisps medicinal. bened (/biːnd/) adj. A drinker who turns the glass of water beside the sofa into a small, earnest petition. Massai was bened on the sofa, requesting water with the gravity of a parish service. benedeniined adj. You have drunk enough to cling to the nearest surface and feed on whatever reaches you. Hawo became benedeniined beside the bar, attached firmly to the varnished counter. benedicited adj. Slowed by drink to praise each household object individually before reaching the glass of water. Nahdia was benedicited and thanked the coaster for its quiet service. benedicked adj. You are drunk and newly devoted to matrimony, having resisted the proposal for years. Tytianna got benedicked and bought the happy couple a round they had not requested. benedicted adj. Of a drinker: newly committed, unexpectedly, to a life of marital seriousness. Setsuko appeared benedicted after the wedding reception and ordered a final respectable sherry. benedictionaled adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the bar bill into a small book of blessings. Miaha grew benedictionaled and addressed each round as a separate act of grace. benedictionaried adj. A drinker who dispenses collected blessings, one for the barmaid and one for the barman. Tarak became benedictionaried and blessed the whole queue at the till. benedictioned (/ˌbɛnəˈdɪkʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has begun blessing everyone else's choices, particularly the decision to order another round. Zelena became benedictioned and pronounced the whole pub worthy of guidance. benedictived adj. A drinker so far gone that every utterance takes the form of a solemn wish. Darica was benedictived, wishing health upon the darts team between mouthfuls. benefacteed adj. The state of being drunk and treating every free snack as a personal bequest. Janeicia was benefacteed and accepted the landlord's crisps with solemn gratitude. benefactioned (/bɛnɪˈfakʃ(ə)nd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who confers small mercies, chiefly lifts home and unsolicited rounds. Corrinn became benefactioned and paid for chips all round at the taxi rank. benefactive cased adj. Reduced by drink to assigning every purchase to somebody else's benefit. Adreanne became benefactive cased, ordering chips expressly for the good of strangers. benefactived adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps doing favours for people who have not asked. Diamantina grew benefactived and carried everyone's empties back to the bar. benefactivitied adj. Softened by drink into finding a beneficiary for every last coin in your pocket. Misue was benefactivitied, distributing peanuts according to an elaborate scheme of need. benefactored (/ˈbɛnəˌfaktəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into making charitable gestures with other people's money. Frezell became benefactored and put the whole bar's crisps on his colleague's tab.