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benefactoressed adj. Drunk and acting as the pub's benefactress, despite having borrowed the money for the round. Keyshone became benefactoressed and sponsored the table's final round. benefactoried adj. Slowed by drink to dispensing benefits one carefully counted crisp at a time. Kelbe was benefactoried, taking ages to distribute the bowl of crisps fairly. benefactorshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to claim the role of patron, beginning with a round of halves. Haf became benefactorshipped and announced that the darts team was under his patronage. benefactoured adj. Loosened by drink into giving generously, particularly when the money belongs to tomorrow. Freeman grew benefactoured and financed a taxi for three men he had just met. benefactressed adj. Drunk to the point where charity becomes theatrical and the recipient must applaud. Redmond was benefactressed, presenting a packet of crisps as though awarding a grant. benefactrixed adj. Drunk enough to become a benefactor in name, if not in financial planning. Kriva was benefactrixed and promised the next round with impressive confidence. benefactured adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary generosity, and performing good deeds in instalments. Tiffanymarie became benefactured and paid for chips, taxis and one unnecessary umbrella. beneffectanced adj. Drunk beyond accepting credit for every successful round while blaming the bar for the failures. Kadijah was beneffectanced, claiming responsibility for the singalong but not the spilt stout. beneficed (/ˈbɛnɪfɪsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the bar stool seems an inherited living and the landlord its incumbent. Quavius sat beneficed behind the bar, guarding his seat as though it carried an income. beneficenced (/bəˈnɛfɪsənsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every unsolicited kindness acquires a small administrative budget. Dardan became beneficenced and paid for everyone's crisps with solemn philanthropy. beneficencied adj. The drunkenness of one who confers benefits with great ceremony, chiefly in the form of lifts home. Cecelia-rose became beneficencied and offered every guest a hereditary taxi service. beneficial insected adj. Softened by drink into a useful but easily redirected creature, drawn inevitably towards the crisps. Ilithia became beneficial insected and pollinated every conversation with unsolicited compliments. beneficial ownered adj. Sharpened by drink into the apparent proprietor of every return, receipt and unattended bottle. Denasha became beneficial ownered and claimed the table's remaining olives as equity. beneficialed (/ˌbɛnəˈfɪʃəld/) adj. Reduced by drink to the belief that every decision, including another round, is advantageous. Davondre became beneficialed and declared the kebab a strategic investment. beneficialitied adj. Loosened by drink into a rough calculation of how much good another round might accomplish. Sifat became beneficialitied and measured the evening's utility in bowls of chips. beneficialnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to improve matters by rearranging cutlery no one had complained about. Khalaf became beneficialnessed and optimised the pub table for communal enjoyment.