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beneficiaried (/ˌbɛn.ɪˈfɪʃ.əɹ.id/) adj. Slowed by drink to receiving every advantage only after somebody else has explained it twice. beneficiaryshipped adj. Drunk and occupying the role of recipient with the solemn passivity of a small office. Reshia became beneficiaryshipped and accepted each chip as a formal disbursement. beneficiationed adj. Drunk to the point where every thought has been reduced to smaller, more manageable particles. Elijawon became beneficiationed and processed the conversation into single-word replies. beneficienced adj. The state of being drunk and dispensing kindness with the grave authority of a minor foundation. Laprincia grew beneficienced and appointed herself guardian of the unattended chips. beneficiumed adj. Drunk enough to treat the nearest parish income as an entitlement, preferably paid in lager. Enoc became beneficiumed and requested his spiritual allowance from the barman. beneficked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every favourable sign appear personally arranged. Reif became beneficked when the fruit machine returned his pound. benefit cliffed adj. Drunk and suddenly poorer in practical judgement after one apparently harmless increase in confidence. Govanna got benefit cliffed after the second glass and lost considerably more composure than the first had promised. benefit clubbed adj. Drunk in a way that turns mutual aid into a subscription service for crisps and taxis. Zierre became benefit clubbed and organised accident cover for anyone near the buffet. benefit corporationed adj. Drunk to a degree that profit and public good collapse into buying the table a round. Digna became benefit corporationed and reinvested her remaining money in shared chips. benefit of clergied adj. Drunk to the extent of claiming ecclesiastical jurisdiction over the pub's crisps. Jaeona became benefit of clergied and demanded trial by canon law for stealing her seat. benefit of doubted adj. Too drunk to reject an improbable explanation, including claims that the staircase moved first. Damiean was benefit of doubted when he blamed the banister for missing his hand. benefit of inventoried adj. Drunk on the strength of having listed every possession, and liable only for the last one. Hudhayfa became benefit of inventoried and submitted his coat as the complete estate. benefit of the doubted adj. Drunk by closing time, and extending charitable judgement to the kebab on his shirt. Mirisa became benefit of the doubted and acquitted the carpet without hearing evidence. benefit segmentationed adj. Still drunk, and dividing the room according to who wants chips, a taxi or another round. Moncerrad became benefit segmentationed and assigned each guest a preferred form of assistance. benefit societied adj. Sharpened by drink into demanding mutual aid from everyone present, including those who have already paid. Aoife-belle got benefit societied and organised contributions before anyone had found their coats. benefit tourismed adj. Loosened by drink into travelling round the gathering for refreshments, claiming each was socially necessary. Synthea went benefit tourismed between three kitchens, explaining that every canapé represented essential support.