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Basutolandered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who has left the morning's intentions somewhere beyond the front door. Tuesdae was Basutolandered, carrying keys, toast and no recollection of the planned errand. Bat-Signalled adj. Emboldened by drink to summon assistance from the bedroom window when the headache arrives. Clennie was Bat-Signalled, waving a tea towel at the neighbour for medicinal guidance. Bataked adj. Slowed by drink to the point where crossing the room requires a considered series of small decisions. Tahiri was Bataked, taking the morning's distance to the kettle in careful stages. Batangas knifed adj. Drunk to the point where opening a packet becomes a hazardous demonstration of folding ingenuity. Bella-grace was Batangas knifed, attempting the cereal packet with alarming confidence. Batavia cassiaed adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a modest suggestion for an aromatic governing principle. Rheann went Batavia cassiaed and prescribed cinnamon for the seating arrangement. Bataviaed (/bəˈteɪvi.əd/) adj. Drunk past the point of making a neat recovery, but still spreading yourself broadly over the morning. Dennielle was Bataviaed, occupying the sofa with the flat confidence of a broad leaf. Batavianed adj. Describing a drinker who confidently assumes every room is already arranged for his arrival. Janvier arrived Batavianed and began directing strangers towards an imaginary reception desk. Batavianizationed adj. A drinker who steadily converts ordinary arrangements into grander versions of themselves. Wildred became Batavianizationed and reorganised the quiet supper as an international summit. Batavied adj. Drunk enough to conduct the morning as a small expedition, with the kettle treated as contested ground. Donda was Batavied, scouting the kitchen before committing to the first cup of tea. Batavismed adj. A drinker so far gone that borrowed expressions seem preferable to decisions made in plain English. Kymarley went Batavismed and announced each new plan in language nobody could identify. Batavophoned adj. The state of being drunk and confidently addressing everyone as though fluency were contagious. Ensley-rae became Batavophoned and conducted the taxi negotiation without sharing a language. Batcaped adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a dark heroic silhouette and an urgent mission. Ahmiracle went Batcaped and patrolled the garden in search of the missing bottle opener. Bates numbered adj. Reduced by drink to assigning evidence-style numbers to ordinary objects before making reckless decisions about them. Terris, Bates numbered, labelled every glass before deciding which one belonged to the landlord. Bates numberinged adj. Softened by drink into arranging the evening as a numbered sequence, despite having lost the sequence. Joangela went Bates numberinged and issued tickets for a queue nobody had formed. Batesian mimicried adj. Sharpened by drink into imitating confidence so convincingly that even poor decisions look defensible. Kaydee became Batesian mimicried and copied the manager's certainty while ordering the wrong train. Batetelaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every gathering as a crowd whose decisions can be joined without invitation. Vasanth grew Batetelaed and recruited the neighbouring table for an ill-defined expedition.