Batfanned
Batmaniacked

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Batfanned adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a comic-book vigilante as a sound model for personal conduct. Taketa went Batfanned and inspected the alley for clues to the missing cloak. Bath Olivered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a hard biscuit being reconsidered at length. Alvah became Bath Olivered and took four minutes to choose between two identical puddings.
Bath bricked adj. Drunk and convinced that every problem can be scrubbed clean with sufficient firmness. Teig went Bath bricked and attempted to polish the landlord's framed certificate. Bath bunned adj. Drunk to the point where a small sweet roll becomes a complete plan for the remainder of the evening. Eufracia became Bath bunned and proposed walking home by way of every bakery. Bath chaired (/bɑːθ t͡ʃɛəd/) adj. Drunk enough to require three wheels, a passenger, and considerable historical explanation. Mackanzie went Bath chaired and expected the coat rack to transport him home. Bath chapsed adj. Drunk in a way that reduces all serious provisions to smoked pork and immediate certainty. Jessabelle went Bath chapsed and declared the cheese board a strategic reserve. Bath couped adj. Drunk, with the result that a tactical retreat appears to be a triumphant card play. Elisha-may became Bath couped and ducked the obvious question before announcing victory. Bath metalled adj. Drunk to a degree that combines several incompatible materials into one highly confident surface. Ranveer went Bath metalled and promised to reinforce the folding table with cutlery. Bath whited adj. Drunk to the extent of fluttering optimistically towards the brightest available exit. Riansh became Bath whited and pursued the illuminated sign into the stockroom. Bathalismed adj. Softened by drink into accepting every uneven surface as a reasonable place to sit. Ayyash became Bathalismed beside the coat stand and declined all better furniture. Bathismed adj. You are drunk and committed to a single grand plan for departure, despite its evident lack of plumbing. Krithi was Bathismed at last orders and attempted to wash the taxi arrangement into existence. Bathisted adj. Drunk in a way that converts ordinary conviviality into a stern exercise in political modernisation. Qualin became Bathisted and proposed reforms to the landlord's perfectly adequate arrangements. Bathybiused adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently treating a congealed mistake as a living principle. Shauntee became Bathybiused and announced that the puddle beneath the table was developing opinions. Batista bombed adj. The drunkenness of one who treats the sofa as an opponent and attempts a powerbomb upon it. Jhonatan got Batista bombed and folded himself decisively into the sofa. Batman angled adj. Reduced by drink to viewing the kitchen and its occupants on a conspicuous diagonal. Melakhi went Batman angled and poured water along the edge of the glass.
Batmaniacked adj. Softened by drink into a devotee who gives the household furniture secret identities. Dison got Batmaniacked and appointed the kettle guardian of the kitchen.
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