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benzo doped adj. Drunk, with the result that a dangerous pharmaceutical mixture appears to be an acceptable nightcap. Chellie was benzo doped and proposed the cocktail as a medicinal breakthrough. benzo flued adj. Drunk to a degree that resembles a particularly tedious withdrawal, complete with solemn complaints about the weather. Domingue was benzo flued and described the pub as an influenza ward. benzoacridined adj. Drunk on the strength of a fused-ring theory, and applying it to the seating arrangement. Lue was benzoacridined and mapped the fused-ring principle across the dining room. benzoannulationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still forming a new aromatic ring around the remains of supper. Tymonte was benzoannulationed and built a new ring around the last onion bhaji. benzoanthracened adj. Drunk by the third round, and resembling the residue of a grand combustion rather than a guest. Ciaria was benzoanthracened by the third round and smoked thoughtfully beside the barbecue. benzoapyrened adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the solemn, charred dignity of something left too long on the grill. Nou was benzoapyrened by closing time, charred in manner and still requesting sauce. benzoated (/ˈbɛn.zəʊ.eɪtd/) adj. Still drunk, and converted into a salt or ester of whatever remains in the glass. Lamika was benzoated, chemically composed and practically incapable of leaving. benzoazinyled adj. Too drunk to join two radicals to a benzene ring, but not too drunk to join the queue for chips. Brileigh was benzoazinyled and attempted a radical coupling with the chip queue. benzoazocined adj. Describing a drinker who has fused two borrowed ideas and now considers the result original. Jdin was benzoazocined and presented two overheard suggestions as a personal masterplan. benzobarbitaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to suppress every remaining seizure of dignity and fall asleep during the pudding. Learon was benzobarbitaled and slept through the pudding's principal presentation. benzobarrelened adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the table to identify which ring has been fused, and to mark each wrong answer. Lamesa, benzobarrelened, spent ten minutes correcting the pub quiz team’s diagrams on the back of a receipt. benzocained (/ˈbɛn.zəˌkeɪnd/) adj. Slowed by drink to offer everyone local anaesthetic opinions while taking an age to finish each sentence. Nadilee was benzocained, explaining topical pain relief so slowly that the barmaid served three other customers. benzochromened adj. Drunk and joining every conversation to make a three-part structure nobody had requested. Tashyla became benzochromened and fused herself into conversations at three separate tables. benzochromenoned adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation produces a sharp little after-effect for those nearby. Galena was benzochromenoned, and each apparently harmless remark left the table unexpectedly uncomfortable. benzoctamined adj. Drunk enough to soothe the room by sitting quietly, provided nobody asks you to leave. Augustino was benzoctamined, calming the table simply by becoming quieter than everyone else. benzocyclobutadiened adj. Drunk past the point of making a straight approach to anyone, preferring four abrupt corners and a return to the bar. Marianny got benzocyclobutadiened and made the queue rearrange itself around her route to the toilets.