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Batnipplesed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose dressing gown has acquired an unnecessarily heroic silhouette. Tresa, Batnipplesed, found the sofa insufficiently imposing and added two cushions. Batson venous plexused adj. Emboldened by drink to announce private plumbing theories while reclining beside the sofa. Priscella went Batson venous plexused and diagnosed the kettle from the armchair. Batsquatched adj. Slowed by drink to a lumbering, wing-assisted search for water beneath the kitchen tap. Dinara became Batsquatched and crossed the kitchen with an alarming sideways reach. Battaked adj. Drunk and moving through the morning with the deliberate, heavy certainty of a second attempt. Bella-maria was Battaked, restarting the journey from sofa to sink after each interruption. Battenberg caked adj. Drunk to the point where every slice of kitchen life appears divided into pink and yellow squares. Ramzee became Battenberg caked and cut the toast into a precise chequerboard. Battenberg laced adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the kitchen towel is not an intricate domestic textile. Aamilah became Battenberg laced and spent ten minutes admiring the tea towel's border. Battenberg markingsed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary visibility, with the household treating you as an emergency vehicle. Keairra was Battenberg markingsed and parked herself conspicuously beside the fridge. Battenberged adj. Drunk enough to divide the sofa, the kitchen and the evening into alternating coloured sections. Biannca got Battenberged and assigned the sofa's cushions to separate colour duties. Battenbergered adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen feel like a distant municipality requiring local representation. Daryan got Battenbergered and defended the sofa as though elected to it. Battle Creekered adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a small American town and the kitchen its civic centre. Zaeveon went Battle Creekered and held a town meeting beside the kettle. Battlefieldered (/ˈbætəlˌfiːldəɹd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the route from sofa to kitchen as a first-person campaign. Lucio became Battlefieldered and took cover behind the armchair on the way to water. Batusied adj. Drunk on the strength of performing an early-sixties dance while attempting to locate the sofa. Fredasia got Batusied and crossed her eyes before missing the sofa entirely. Bauhausianed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reducing the sitting room to clean lines, bare surfaces and one glass of water. Chazmine became Bauhausianed and removed every decorative cushion from the sofa. Bauhin's valved adj. Drunk by the third round, and regulating access between the kitchen and the sofa with uncertain precision. Eastman went Bauhin's valved and allowed water through only after a lengthy pause. Bauled adj. Drunk since last orders, and historically displaced from the bar to somewhere in Ghana. Saylah was Bauled and migrated majestically from the pub to the spare room. Baumkuchened (/ˈbaʊmˌkuːxənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and layered upon the sofa in concentric arrangements of blanket and cushion. Whittni became Baumkuchened and built herself into the sofa one blanket at a time.