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benzyl chlorided adj. The condition of a drinker who irritates the room while remaining convinced the reaction is entirely local. Kaddy went benzyl chlorided and blamed the table for the argument. benzyl cyanided adj. Reduced by drink to a compound decision-maker: outwardly composed, inwardly committed to an alarming conclusion. Markese got benzyl cyanided and confidently emailed the resignation to the entire department. benzyladenined adj. Softened by drink into encouraging growth wherever a firm boundary would have been more useful. Ustat became benzyladenined and supported the tiny business plan with his entire savings. benzylalcoholed adj. Describing a drinker who has made an aromatic impression and then forgotten the route by which it was achieved. benzylamided adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise derivative of a decision that should never have been made. Clavin went benzylamided and revised the guest list with surgical confidence. benzylamined adj. Still drunk, and arranging the kitchen into aromatic primary and secondary zones. Rhodie was benzylamined, labelling the tea towels according to their imagined molecular structure. benzylaminoed adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa without taking an amino-substituted cushion with you. Loreatha got benzylaminoed and carried a cushion into the kitchen for no stated reason. benzylanilined adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the armchair as an aniline derivative and sit accordingly. Deakan became benzylanilined and spent the evening addressing the armchair as laboratory equipment. benzylationed adj. Having drunk enough to add another group to every household object within reach. Ariagna got benzylationed and attached labels to the kettle, toaster and bread bin. benzylchlorided adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a familiar setting reactive, corrosive and strangely difficult to leave. Reni became benzylchlorided and made the quietest corner of the pub chemically disputatious. benzyldiazined adj. Having drunk more than the kitchen can accommodate, with two separate explanations for every cupboard. Brittan was benzyldiazined, opening the same cupboard twice for entirely different reasons. benzyldimethylamined adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the kitchen for a room requiring three simultaneous instructions. Shyron was benzyldimethylamined, directing the kettle, fridge and sofa with equal authority. benzyldimethylhexadecylammonium chlorided adj. Of a drinker who has settled on the sofa and made the surrounding surfaces unexpectedly clean. Evie-lea was benzyldimethylhexadecylammonium chlorided, wiping the remote before accepting the water. benzyldimethylhexadecylammoniumed adj. You are drunk and treating the sofa as a cationic detergent, while refusing to rinse yourself. Kyiara was benzyldimethylhexadecylammoniumed, scrubbing an already clean mug with great purpose. benzyled (/ˈbɛnzɪld/) adj. Of a drinker: attached firmly to the nearest conversation, despite having no relevant connection to it. Tauri became benzyled and joined a discussion of plumbing with views on international finance. benzylened adj. Describing a drinker who has divided the evening between the kitchen and the sofa. Shpresa was benzylened, moving between the sink and sofa without completing either journey.