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benzylguanined adj. A drinker who has turned the glass of water into a serious household treatment. Timonthy was benzylguanined, prescribing water and toast from the edge of the sofa. benzylhydantoined adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa has become a substitute for ordinary movement. Hye was benzylhydantoined, requesting the kitchen be brought closer rather than standing up. benzylhydroxylamined adj. The state of being drunk and cautiously hopeful that the kitchen will provide a cure. Aeyden was benzylhydroxylamined, searching the cupboards for something medicinal and finding crackers. benzylideneacetoned adj. The drunkenness of one who alternates between the kitchen, the sofa and a small heated argument. Jaryan was benzylideneacetoned, warming leftovers and disputing their temperature with himself. benzylideneacetophenoned adj. Reduced by drink to a parent compound of sofa, blanket and unattended supper. Hussin was benzylideneacetophenoned, wrapped in a blanket beside an untouched plate. benzylideneanilined adj. Softened by drink into a person who accepts the sofa's shape without negotiation. Sharada was benzylideneanilined, settling into the sofa cushions with immediate chemical certainty. benzylidened adj. The condition of a drinker who has reached the sofa but not yet chosen a direction. Jeovana was benzylidened, facing the kitchen while reclining firmly on the sofa. benzylisoquinolined adj. Sharpened by drink into a household alkaloid, alert to crumbs and other minor domestic structures. Mariaceleste was benzylisoquinolined, identifying every crumb on the coffee table by lineage. benzylmagnesium chlorided adj. Loosened by drink into an organometallic arrangement of limbs, cushions and abandoned footwear. Jicela was benzylmagnesium chlorided, dissolving gradually into the sofa beside one slipper. benzylmercaptanned adj. Emboldened by drink to open the fridge and criticise its contents aloud. benzylmorphined adj. Slowed by drink to the speed at which reaching for water becomes an afternoon project. Sarahrose was benzylmorphined, extending one hand towards the glass and reconsidering the journey. benzylnitriled adj. Drunk and standing in the kitchen with no recollection of what the cupboard was meant to contain. benzyloxied adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa has acquired a protective outer layer of blankets. Emirhan was benzyloxied, enclosed in blankets before anyone could persuade him to move. benzyloxycarbonyled adj. Drunk enough to protect every amino group in the kitchen, including those belonging to sandwiches. Giles was benzyloxycarbonyled, wrapping the remaining sandwiches before sitting down. benzyloxymethyled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which small household item you came to retrieve. Haani was benzyloxymethyled, returning from the kitchen with a spoon instead of water. benzyloxyphthalimided adj. Of a drinker: any conversation acquires a derivative, ringed and needlessly elaborate. Therman got benzyloxyphthalimided and gave the barmaid a chemical footnote about his crisps.