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benzylpenicillinned (/ˌbɛn.zəlˌpɛn.ɪˈsɪl.ɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the stubborn conviction that every ailment is cured by another round. Kathaleen got benzylpenicillinned and prescribed stout for a perfectly ordinary scuff. benzylphenethylamined adj. Describing a drinker who takes the long route to every point and arrives unusually cheerful. Rakia got benzylphenethylamined and reached the bar by way of three unrelated anecdotes. benzylpiperazined adj. A drinker so far gone that the round travels in circles before reaching anyone. Audreauna got benzylpiperazined and bought Nassir a drink he had already bought himself. benzylpiperidined adj. The state of being drunk and going round the bar in a small, determined loop. Gineen got benzylpiperidined and circled the snug before finding her stool. benzylpyridined adj. The condition of a drinker who gives every familiar object a borrowed name. Sapana got benzylpyridined and called the fruit machine by the landlord's name. benzylpyrroled adj. The drunkenness of one who takes three possible routes through a sentence and finishes none. Golena got benzylpyrroled and began explaining the jukebox in three incompatible versions. benzylquercetinned adj. Reduced by drink to treating a harmless pub dispute as a matter of elaborate branching detail. Chayten got benzylquercetinned and classified the argument by shade, origin, and bitterness. benzylsulfamided adj. Softened by drink into a harmless coating over every sharp opinion. Maive got benzylsulfamided and made the landlord's refusal sound almost medicinal. benzylsulfinyled adj. Sharpened by drink into making precise, unnecessary distinctions about the pub's small matters. Habeeb got benzylsulfinyled and corrected the chalkboard's punctuation between pints. benzyltetrahydroisoquinolined adj. Loosened by drink into a persuasive remedy for every ache, grievance, and quiet moment. Ottomar got benzyltetrahydroisoquinolined and offered analgesic advice over the pork scratchings. benzylurethaned adj. Emboldened by drink to present a soft-spoken request as though it were a formal guarantee. Shaarav got benzylurethaned and promised to organise the pub's entire raffle. benzyned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every ordinary pause becomes a formal gap in thought. Sahni was benzyned, leaving formal gaps between the kettle and the mug. beoparried adj. Drunk and trading small favours, loose change, and dubious bargains across the bar. Elissha got beoparried and negotiated two crisps for a sip of Marqueze's cider. beopjued adj. Drunk to the point where the seasonal house brew becomes a personal calendar. Quintine got beopjued and dated the evening by the strength of each winter ale. beotched adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed complaints without developing urgency. Maerose was beotched, listing the evening’s shortcomings between mouthfuls of crisps. beoted adj. Drunk enough to turn a mild preference into a boast, and a boast into a threat.