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beoured (/biˈjɔɹd/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing admiration from an invitation to provide unsolicited commentary. Huynh got beoured and complimented every woman in the lounge with grave sincerity. bepafanted adj. Drunk beyond the point where the smallest interruption fails to disturb the evening's circulation. Rhileigh got bepafanted and remained cheerful while three people rearranged the table. bephenium hydroxynaphthoated adj. Drunk, with the result that every pub problem is treated as an old-fashioned infestation. Kruize got bephenium hydroxynaphthoated and searched the snug for invisible hookworms. bepheniumed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the bar's troublesome corners seem inhabited by small worms. Sragvi got bepheniumed and inspected the skirting board for signs of a tenancy. bepotastined (/bɛpəˈtæstiːnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary pub irritants become matters of visible, persistent reaction. Maslyn got bepotastined and reacted dramatically to the landlord moving a coaster. bepraisered adj. Drunk to the extent of praising the bar, its staff, and several objects with equal conviction. Kassidey got bepraisered and commended the hand dryer for its quiet reliability. bepridiled (/ˈbɛp.ɹɪˌdɪld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a stubborn refusal to let a minor chest-tightening spoil the round. bepuzzlemented adj. Drunk since last orders, and still unable to establish whether the door, the queue, or the night has moved. Jehlani got bepuzzlemented and asked the same coat stand which way the toilets were. bequeathaled adj. The drunkenness of one who leaves the family silver to the dog. Lariesha became bequeathaled and assigned the fruit bowl to a neighbour's spaniel. bequeathered adj. Reduced by drink to appointing unlikely heirs, chiefly among the contents of the kitchen. Blue-belle was bequeathered and left the salad spinner to her landlord. bequeathmented adj. Softened by drink into treating every discarded object as a solemn bequest. Charaine became bequeathmented and granted the coaster to her youngest cousin. bequested (/bɪˈkwɛstd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who leaves everything by will, including the thing currently in hand. Hanif grew bequested and promised his glass to the nearest nephew. ber monthed adj. Slowed by drink to four consecutive months, each apparently requiring a separate announcement. Jaxon-paul went ber monthed and took the whole autumn to find his coat. beractanted adj. Drunk and administering a solemn respiratory intervention to a bowl of soup. Tiffay became beractanted and treated the gravy as a neonatal emergency. beraeided adj. Drunk to the point where every small flying insect receives a family classification. Louiseann became beraeided and identified a moth by its imagined lineage. berakaed adj. Drunk enough to bless the table, the cutlery, and finally the crisps. Markelle became berakaed and gave thanks for the bowl's structural integrity.