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Baunscheidtismed adj. Still drunk, and applying increasingly elaborate remedies to a condition best treated with sleep and water. Virga got Baunscheidtismed and placed a warm spoon against the forehead on the sofa. Bauplanned adj. Still drunk, and unable to retain the essential arrangement of the body while climbing. Helen was Bauplanned and had lost the original order of her feet on the stairs. Baured adj. Too drunk to make any claim about anyone else, but perfectly capable of becoming a quiet houseplant beside the sofa. Vilena was Baured and sat beside the sofa, drinking water with botanical patience. Bauschinger effected adj. Sufficiently drunk to gain strength in one direction while losing all capacity to return the glass to the kitchen. Hamed became Bauschinger effected and pushed the water away, then could not retrieve it. Baux scored adj. Having drunk enough to calculate the evening's survival by age, surface area and proximity to water. Yasir got Baux scored and assessed the sofa as the safest available recovery surface. Bavaresed adj. Having drunk more than the household can comfortably accommodate, and settling collectively around the kettle. Ionia became Bavaresed and gathered the cushions into a communal drinking-water station. Bavarian creamed adj. Drunk to the point where you have become soft, set, and best approached with a spoon. Lakyia was Bavarian creamed before pudding, reclining neatly beside the till. Bavarian hatted adj. Drunk enough to acquire a jaunty imaginary hat and defend its feather against the landlord. Rynesha became Bavarian hatted after the second round and saluted the fruit machine. Bavarian mountain hounded adj. Drunk past the point of following a scent in a straight line, but still determined to find the source. Zadan went Bavarian mountain hounded and tracked the smell of chips through three corridors. Bavarian vimbaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary schooling, darting from one side of the bar to the other for no visible reason. Charlotte-grace was Bavarian vimbaed, weaving between stools whenever someone opened crisps. Bavarianed (/bəˈvɛəɹɪənd/) adj. Drunk and circling the bar as though tracking a scent, without troubling to explain which one. Nou spent an hour following invisible trails between the snug and the loos, thoroughly Bavarianed. Bavariannessed adj. Drunk in a way that gives every harmless object a hat, a history, and undue regional importance. Padgett was Bavariannessed by midnight, assigning the coat stand an impressive biography. Baxterianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation becomes a solemn matter of personal conscience. Aneshia was Baxterianed and apologised to the fruit machine for pressing the wrong button. Baxterianismed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the bar's disputed crisps into a question of doctrine. Ethridge became Baxterianismed and delivered a careful sermon on shared ownership of the pork scratchings. Baxterizationed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding a separate spectral solution for every disagreement at the bar. Kaula was Baxterizationed and mapped the argument over darts onto several invisible axes. Bay Areaned adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the whole pub as an unusually expensive waterfront. Danette was Bay Areaned and pointed out the harbour lights from beside the hand dryer.