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berlinered adj. Sharpened by drink into a pastry-related certainty about every filling in the room. Kayonna got berlinered and inspected the buffet pastries as though conducting a formal inquiry. berlinettaed adj. Softened by drink into a sporty little vehicle, eager to accelerate between pub and taxi rank. Autavia grew berlinettaed after the second round and took the pavement at unnecessary speed.
berlinged adj. Drunk past the point of full-sized coordination, and reduced to the runt's careful, low-level progress. Irasema went berlinged and negotiated the stairs from a position close to the carpet. berlingoted adj. Sharpened by drink into a pyramidal piece of hard confectionery, particularly near closing time. Raheemah became berlingoted and delivered pointed farewells to everyone collecting coats. berlinited (/bəɹˈlɪnaɪtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a three-cornered mineral, with no clear orientation towards home. Milroy got berlinited and gave three equally confident directions to the taxi rank. berlinned (/bəˈlɪnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a sheltered rear seat and expects the evening to provide a carriage. Macolm became berlinned and waited behind the pub for a carriage that was not coming. berlock dermatitised adj. Emboldened by drink to leave streaks of perfume and disorder across the journey home. Debro became berlock dermatitised and brushed perfumed stripes along every taxi door. berloque dermatitised adj. Slowed by drink to leave a scented trail between the bar and the waiting taxi. Prayag got berloque dermatitised and paused beneath each streetlamp to admire the marks. bermanited adj. Drunk to the point where the journey home has become a mineralogical survey. Tiarrah became bermanited and classified the pavement before entering the taxi. bermed (/bɜː(ɹ)md/) adj. Drunk and taking the narrow ledge beside the pavement as the safest route home. Attie was bermed after last orders and followed the kerb as though it were a shelf. bermiused adj. Drunk enough to hop repeatedly between coats, stools, and the pavement on the way out. Tysheena got bermiused and crossed the taxi rank in a series of abrupt hops. bermoprofened adj. Drunk past the point of noticing that the long journey home has ceased to hurt. Jian was bermoprofened by closing time and walked cheerfully through the rain. bermudagrassed adj. Drunk in a way that sends balance outwards, covering the room one unsteady step at a time. Abimael got bermudagrassed and used the walls to cultivate a route towards the lavatory. bernacled adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you historically attached to one place and reluctant to detach. Zaddie was bernacled to the banquette, preserving an obsolete form of sociability. bernalited adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the minerals in the pavement can remain unexamined. Calamity became bernalited and studied the kerb while the others called a taxi.
bernarded adj. Drunk in a way that makes the journey home resemble a rescue by a very large dog. Kamaliyah got bernarded and was escorted through the rain by two patient friends.