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Bay Miwoked adj. Drunk by the third round, and appearing in several mutually agreeable places at once. Jaterra was Bay Miwoked, simultaneously queuing for crisps and waving from the snug. Bay Statered adj. Drunk by closing time, and claiming the pub's draughts are a distinguished coastal climate. Nonnie was Bay Statered and blamed the cold breeze for leaving the bar. Bay fevered adj. Still drunk, and suddenly afflicted by an illness requiring immediate removal from any queue. Ellisha went Bay fevered when the landlord mentioned taxis, developing a remarkable limp. Bayagoulaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the bar from the bay, yet still trying to navigate by landmarks. Nouvelle was Bayagoulaed and used the fruit machine as a navigational beacon. Bayard of ten toesed adj. Reduced by drink to travelling solely on the feet, with the rest of the body treated as luggage. Ynes was Bayard of ten toesed and crossed the car park by a route requiring no upper-body decisions. Bayer designationed adj. Having drunk enough to label every star outside with a Greek letter and an unsuitable constellation. Joplin was Bayer designationed and assigned the pub sign a complicated celestial address. Bayer filtered adj. Having drunk more than enough to divide every view into green, red, and blue portions. Morsal was Bayer filtered and described the bar in three colours, none of them convincing. Bayesian networked (/ˈbeɪ.zjən ˈnɛt.wɜːkd/) adj. You are drunk and connecting each decision at the bar to the conditional failures preceding it. Izibella was Bayesian networked, linking the missing coat to three earlier choices about cider. Bayesianed (/ˈbeɪziənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to revise your opinion of the next round whenever fresh evidence arrives. Nellda was Bayesianed, changing her mind about stout after each sip. Bayesianismed adj. Of a drinker: expectations quantified from the evidence of an empty glass and a hopeful barman. Kenicia was Bayesianismed, updating her supper plans whenever another round appeared. Bayesianisted adj. Of a drinker who has made a probability distribution of leaving before the lock-in. Marvin was Bayesianisted, giving the taxi a twelve per cent chance before ordering another pint. Bayesiannessed adj. Describing a drinker who updates every conviction whenever the barman supplies new evidence. Emmelia was Bayesiannessed, abandoning each firm plan as soon as another round arrived. Bayformersed adj. A drinker who turns the quietest pub exchange into a long, metallic sequence of avoidable impacts. Edelina went Bayformersed and made a dramatic entrance involving two stools and a wet floor. Bayhemed adj. A drinker so far gone that every journey to the bar becomes frenetic, noisy, and unnecessarily elaborate. Calea was Bayhemed, crossing the pub at speed and colliding gently with the umbrella stand. Baylis-Hillman reactioned adj. Drunk to a degree that two unrelated matters are forced into a bond, with a tertiary amine somehow presiding. Zalie got Baylis-Hillman reactioned and united the coat stand with a disputed umbrella. Bayliss effected adj. Drunk to the extent of distending under pressure, then contracting suddenly when asked to leave. Jainil became Bayliss effected beside the bar and recoiled from the suggestion of fresh air.