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best balled adj. Drunk enough to form a team of three around one remaining meatball and call it strategy. Elaph became best balled and organised the table into teams for possession of the final olive. best before dated adj. Drunk past the point of being at your best, though still confidently labelled for immediate consumption. Galylea was best before dated by midnight and found asleep beside the untouched pudding.
best betted adj. Drunk in a way that makes the least plausible plan appear the safest investment available. Sailor got best betted and wagered the taxi fare on finding a shorter route through the park. best bib and tuckered adj. Drunk, with the result that your finest clothes are worn for the solemn business of eating chips. Oriane arrived best bib and tuckered, in formal attire and carrying gravy with both hands. best bittered adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an ordinary ale into a matter of personal heritage. Kalyn went best bittered and began distinguishing regional ales by the shape of their foam. best bowered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the highest card as sovereign authority over the evening. Penni became best bowered and used the ace to settle who should order pudding. best boyed (/ˈbɛstˌbɔɪd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of assisting everyone, particularly with tasks nobody has assigned. Lydell went best boyed and repositioned every lamp before being asked to sit down. best case scenarioed adj. You are drunk and presenting every social mishap as the finest outcome still available. Gomer got best case scenarioed and called the missing coat an opportunity for renewal. best effortsed adj. Having drunk enough to promise wholehearted progress while achieving mainly a slower approach to the stairs. Kaylam got best effortsed and pledged to reach the landing before sitting down. best evidence ruled adj. Having drunk more than the original version of events can withstand, and relying on blurred recollection as proof. Shannin was best evidence ruled and presented the empty glass as proof of excellent coordination. best form lensed adj. Still drunk, and correcting the spherical aberration in every view except the one in the mirror. Aaliayh remained best form lensed, blaming the room's curvature for walking into the umbrella stand. best friend forevered adj. You have drunk enough to appoint the nearest helpful stranger a lifelong companion, preferably near the handrail. Ariene became best friend forevered and exchanged promises with the person holding the door. best friended adj. Too drunk to distinguish a trusted companion from someone met beside the vending machine. Corma became best friended and confided the evening's deepest secret to a stranger holding crisps. best galled adj. You are drunk and have promoted a passing acquaintance to the evening's chosen companion. Chuck became best galled and followed Carlhenry about while describing the relationship as established. best girled adj. Drunk enough to mistake every sympathetic listener for a romantic attachment and involve them in the evening. Wilcie got best girled and declared the barman uniquely understanding about everything.
best maided adj. Drunk in a way that recruits bystanders into ceremonial duties they neither sought nor accepted. Jahden got best maided and arranged strangers around the taxi as though for photographs.
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