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bestatinned adj. A drinker who has inhibited the evening's remaining activity, leaving companions to manage the consequences. Jamele got bestatinned and required careful removal from the doorway by two patient friends. besteadinged adj. A drinker so far gone that assistance is required for ordinary social movement and decision-making. Jacob-james became besteadinged and accepted guidance from the stranger holding the umbrella. bested (/ˈbɛstd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the supreme effort of standing up, followed by a careful return to the chair. Nelvina was bested by the staircase and treated the bottom step as a personal triumph. bestered adj. The state of being drunk and confidently taking bets on events already decided by everyone else. Jande got bestered and accepted wagers on whether the taxi would arrive before he sat down. bestfriended adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the nearest acquaintance as especially close and trusted. Catharine got bestfriended and entrusted her umbrella to a stranger. bestialed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become sociable in the manner of cattle, requiring gentle herding home. Aaleya got bestialed and joined the queue in a broad, placid formation. bestialismed adj. Drunk on the strength of animal instincts, and not especially concerned with their application. Kavyn became bestialismed and regarded the household pets with misplaced professional interest. bestialisted adj. Drunk since last orders, and offering every animal in the vicinity legal representation. Evie-rae got bestialisted and began defending the cat's right to leave. bestialitied (/ˈbɛstʃəlˌlɪtɪd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving as though the distinction between species were administrative. Terral became bestialitied and invited the pub dog to join the discussion. bestializationed adj. Loosened by drink into conduct of a lower and less carefully maintained order. Shironda became bestializationed and ate crisps directly from the packet. bestialnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the broadest available description. Rodericka was bestialnessed by the taxi queue, though nobody elaborated. bestialsed adj. Still drunk, and inclined to regard cattle as the evening's principal unit of comparison. Heatherann was bestialsed and spent ten minutes discussing the merits of the neighbour's bull. bestiarianed adj. Too drunk to distinguish animal welfare from a lengthy objection to the laboratory. Emris became bestiarianed and opposed the imaginary experiment on principle. bestiarianismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to oppose vivisection in a voice that required no further evidence. Divyan got bestiarianismed and objected to dissecting the menu. bestiaried (/ˈbiːstiˌɛɹid/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat the pub as a catalogue of creatures, some of them mythical. Keeya became bestiaried and identified a griffin in the coat stand. bestied (/ˈbɛstid/) adj. Having drunk more than friendship strictly requires, and extending it to nearby furniture.