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BeRealed adj. You are drunk and photographing both yourself and the consequences in real time. Mileyshka got BeRealed and documented the front of the queue and the back of her head. BeV'd adj. The state of being drunk and measurable in billion-electron-volt units, with enough energy for one final round. Anjani was BeV'd by midnight, radiating enough energy to miss the taxi twice. BeVoed adj. Of a drinker: woven into the furniture, the conversation and eventually the tablecloth. Christopheranth was BeVoed by midnight, with the tablecloth incorporated into his sleeve. Beaconited adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned inner illumination for a stern external authority, usually the bar tab. Allyse became Beaconited and cited the receipt as the final source of truth. Beals-Hecht syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who has contracted into an elaborate posture and made the doorway seem unusually narrow. Jill was Beals-Hecht syndromed, folded beside the chair with admirable commitment. Beamered adj. A drinker who has acquired expensive forward motion but no dependable method of stopping. Kaarin became Beamered and glided into the hedge with premium confidence. Bearded Collied adj. A drinker so far gone that herding the household towards the sofa becomes a pastoral obligation. Biyanka was Bearded Collied and gathered three strangers gently towards the television. Beardslee trouted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become local, elusive and confined to one particularly clear corner. Alixandrea was Beardslee trouted, visible only beneath the blue light by the window. Beare-Stevenson cutis gyrata syndromed adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a rare folded complexion and believes the curtains require matching treatment. Claborn became Beare-Stevenson cutis gyrata syndromed and studied the creases in the tablecloth. Bearied adj. Reduced by drink to a bear-like certainty that hibernation is the evening's proper conclusion. Ajala was Bearied and settled beneath the spare blanket without further discussion. Beatle booted adj. Loosened by drink into a pointed little procession, with each step taking its own musical direction. Rishima got Beatle booted and crossed the dance floor at several unrelated angles. Beatle cutted adj. Too drunk to keep one mid-length fringe out of the eyes, or spare nearby friends the adjustment. Walmer spent the taxi ride sweeping his fringe aside and asking whether it suited him, Beatle cutted. Beatled (/[ˈbiːtəɫ]d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a famous quartet of opinions, all delivered from one chair. Sigel became Beatled and supplied four separate views on the merits of the sausage roll. Beatledomed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the evening revolve around four absent musicians, to everyone else's gradual resignation. Darita was Beatledomed by midnight, turning the shared playlist into a personal historical lecture. Beatleheaded adj. Having drunk enough to correct strangers on recording dates, album orders and other matters nobody raised. Bettilou became Beatleheaded beside the bar and corrected Sonnett's harmless remark about an album. Beatlemaniacked adj. You are drunk and attempting to convert the entire table, one unrequested recommendation at a time. Nayomie was Beatlemaniacked, pressing carefully chosen tracks upon guests who had asked for quieter music.