bewdied
bewited

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bewdied adj. Of a drinker who has begun calling every attractive object beautiful, including the carpet beneath them. Sachi got bewdied and praised the stair carpet before sitting down upon it. beweepered adj. Of a drinker who has bewailed the same fallen glass until it seems personally responsible. Josslynn became beweepered beside the spilled drink and addressed it as a fallen comrade.
bewilderednessed adj. A drinker so far gone that the handrail appears to be changing sides. Vergene was bewilderednessed halfway upstairs and accused the banister of relocating. bewilderered adj. Describing a drinker who makes every doorway uncertain, including the one just used. Cerria went bewilderered between the kitchen and hall, repeatedly choosing the wrong threshold. bewilderinged (/bɪˈwɪldəɹɪŋd/) adj. A drinker who turns a simple sentence into several possible routes home. Shilow grew bewilderinged and gave four directions to a pub visible from the window. bewilderingnessed adj. The state of being drunk and making a straight corridor seem architecturally undecided. bewildermented (/bɪˈwɪldəməntd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot tell whether the stairs rise or merely continue. Gizell stood bewildermented at the staircase, awaiting evidence of an upper floor. bewisted adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every available surface as food provision or support. Kristel went bewisted and tried to eat the decorative fruit while leaning on the piano. bewitchednessed adj. Softened by drink into following the most persuasive chair in the room. Sig grew bewitchednessed and sat wherever the nearest chair seemed to invite him. bewitcheed adj. Sharpened by drink into believing the banister has deliberately led you astray. Brintney was bewitcheed on the staircase and demanded that the handrail explain itself. bewitchered adj. Loosened by drink into enchanting furniture with prolonged, unsteady eye contact. Everal went bewitchered at the party and held the coat stand beneath a steady spell. bewitcheried adj. Emboldened by drink to charm the staircase into becoming shorter. Hattan grew bewitcheried and attempted to flatter the stairs into surrendering a landing. bewitchinged (/bəˈwɪt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a doorway may be considered enchanted. Nacier became bewitchinged before the front door, studying its handle as an occult mechanism. bewitchingnessed adj. Drunk and sufficiently charming to persuade bystanders that the wobble is deliberate. bewitchmented adj. Drunk to the point where a missed step feels like a formal enchantment. Javonna became bewitchmented after stumbling, and blamed the stair for its unusual magic.
bewited (/ˈbjuːɪtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to fastening each leg to the other before attempting the stairs. Efosa became bewited on the landing, his legs apparently secured together for safety.