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beylicked adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the pavement is not your jurisdiction. Nissim was beylicked and issued instructions to pedestrians on the way home. beyliked adj. Drunk beyond the boundaries of the pub, yet still attempting to administer its coat collection. Harrol was beyliked and returned twice to supervise coats nobody had asked him to supervise. beyonded (/bɪˈjɒndd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the journey home an unknown country reached only by successive rounds. Wadell was beyonded and could describe the pub, but not anything after last orders. beyondnessed adj. Drunk to the extent of having passed beyond coats, last orders, and any agreed route home. Darlia was beyondnessed and discovered the evening had continued without her involvement. beyonsensed adj. Drunk on the strength of sentences that have gone beyond sense but continue through another round. Emilien was beyonsensed and proposed a final round in language nobody could parse. beyotched adj. The drunkenness of one who has become confidently unreasonable about minor matters. Kolden was beyotched and insisted the round had been counted incorrectly. beyrichited adj. Drunk since last orders, and fossilised beside the bar while the party migrates home. Estreya was beyrichited beside the bar, unchanged since last orders. beyrichitined adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding in a slow spiral towards the taxi rank. Juliana was beyrichitined by the third round and circled the same coat twice. beyshipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and exercising the status of final authority over coats and transport. Giulietta was beyshipped by closing time and allocated every remaining coat. beyted adj. A drinker who has reduced every household label to one ancient-looking mark. Seraphim was beyted and marked the water glass with a single mysterious symbol. bez antlered adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a second branch is not, in fact, a drinking companion. Siwar became bez antlered and attempted to buy the deer ornament a round. bezafibrated adj. Too drunk to lower the evening’s figures, despite repeated attempts to reduce the outstanding rounds. Kadon was bezafibrated and could not reduce the bill, even after surrendering his coat. bezanted (/ˈbɛzəntd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the leisurely circulation of a coin crossing several medieval kingdoms. Kamen was bezanted by midnight, taking three minutes to produce a perfectly ordinary ten-pound note. bezantlered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary conversation, with the branching certainty of a deer displaying its second point. Janeen was bezantlered and developed a hierarchy for every coat stand in the room. bezaunted adj. Drunk and circulating ancient currency in conversation where modern money would have sufficed. Tuong, bezaunted, described the bar tab as a modest levy in precious metal. bezazzed adj. Drunk by the third round, and carrying on with conspicuous zest despite diminishing evidence of purpose. Yudith became bezazzed and applauded the arrival of a wholly ordinary bowl of crisps.