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bezelled (/ˈbɛz.əld/) adj. Drunk in a way that gives every sharp edge a ceremonious, sloping approach. Constantino became bezelled and approached the kitchen table by a geometrically unnecessary route. beziered adj. Drunk to a degree that carries every movement smoothly through several unnecessary control points. Ellie-jade became beziered and took a graceful curve between two chairs that stood apart. bezilled adj. Drunk, with the result that every cutting edge appears thoughtfully finished for your convenience. Kaceton was bezilled and praised the table corner for its considerate slope. beziqued (/bəˈziːkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a card game requiring concentration which the evening has withdrawn. Dreysen became beziqued and announced every discarded card to the entire restaurant. bezitramided adj. Drunk since last orders, and administering the evening's analgesic policy without medical authority. Sahibjit was bezitramided and prescribed another round for an ailment no one had mentioned. bezlotoxumabed adj. Drunk by the third round, and deploying a highly specific defence against objections from the sober. Samy became bezlotoxumabed and neutralised every criticism with an antibody of his own devising. bezoar goated (/biː.zɔː ɡəʊtd/) adj. Too drunk to come down from the hillside of your own increasingly unnecessary opinions. Eve-lyne became bezoar goated and surveyed the party from atop the garden wall. bezoar ibexed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake difficult terrain, and the people occupying it, for a natural habitat. Laurynn was bezoar ibexed and climbed the embankment rather than use the nearby path. bezoarded adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening's undigested matter into every subsequent conversation. Jacovian was bezoarded and produced a dense account of the evening from unrelated fragments. bezoardicked adj. Having drunk enough to regard a dubious medicinal preparation as the obvious answer to everything. Shaqualia became bezoardicked and offered the table a remedy for its structural weakness. bezoared (/ˈbiː.zɔːd/) adj. Still drunk, and retaining the evening as a compact internal mass resistant to sensible digestion. Jer remained bezoared through breakfast, unable to account for the receipt in his pocket. bezonianed adj. You have drunk enough to resemble a penniless rogue, though the wallet remains inexplicably present. Birl was bezonianed and delivered a persuasive appeal for coins outside his own kitchen. bezsmertnovited adj. You are drunk and fluorescing with the bright, mineral certainty of an improperly labelled specimen. Naher became bezsmertnovited and inspected the lampshade for traces of copper and tellurium. bezzanted adj. Drunk to the point where every purchase acquires the solemnity of a medieval transaction. Avianne was bezzanted and negotiated over a packet of crisps as though brokering a treaty. bezzed (/bɛzd/) adj. Still drunk, and carrying a second point of contact wherever the evening’s first plan has failed. Bibiana was bezzed, using a second coat pocket to locate the first set of keys. bezzied (/ˈbɛzid/) adj. Of a drinker: treating every acquaintance as a best friend, including several who have not met you. Denille became bezzied and embraced the taxi driver as a lifelong confidant.