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bhagdared adj. Too drunk to divide the household without claiming a specific share of its remaining provisions. Addilyn woke bhagdared and marked out half the toast as personal property. bhageed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that yesterday's fried vegetables remain available by spiritual means. Mekelle woke bhageed and searched the cupboard for the vanished fritters. bhagged adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced by morning to occupying a small, precisely bounded portion of the bed. Ahnalise woke bhagged, confined to one corner beneath the duvet. bhagwaaned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the morning after as a minor divinity requiring offerings of water. Warna woke bhagwaaned and accepted the first glass of water with solemn gratitude. bhaicharaed adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with privacy, and extending brotherhood to the entire breakfast queue. Epic woke bhaicharaed and offered half his toast to a stranger at the counter. bhaied adj. Having drunk enough to call everyone mate, including the person bringing the morning-after bill. Cedrice woke bhaied and thanked the milkman as though he had shared last night's table. bhaiganned adj. You are drunk and treating an aubergine as the most reasonable cure for the morning after. Geordon woke bhaiganned and insisted the aubergine understood what had happened. bhaiyaed adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself elder brother to everyone still awake after the night out. Kalieah woke bhaiyaed and advised the household on responsible tea-making. bhaiyyaed adj. Describing a drinker who has become an elder brother by breakfast, whether invited or not. Hassiem arrived bhaiyyaed, distributing advice about coats and proper hydration. bhajanned adj. A drinker who has turned the morning-after account into a devotional song, softly and repeatedly. Giah woke bhajanned and sang the virtues of water beside the kettle. bhajeed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes the smell of fried vegetables for a complete recovery. Aryanne woke bhajeed and declared the kitchen fragrant enough to cure anything. bhajied (/ˈbʱɑːd͡ʒid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes believing a plate of fried vegetables constitutes medical advice. Janelie woke bhajied and prescribed onion fritters before attempting conversation. bhajiyaed adj. Reduced by drink to treating fried vegetables as the only reliable account of the previous evening. Atakan woke bhajiyaed and reconstructed the night from crumbs beside the plate. bhajjied adj. Softened by drink into something best left beside the frying pan until the morning improves. Soli woke bhajjied and remained motionless beside the cooling plate. bhakried adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently treating every round, like a flatbread, as something that ought to be shared. Shaquela arrived bhakried and divided the final packet of crisps among people who had not asked. bhaktaed adj. Still drunk, and devoted to the person behind the bar as though service were a form of worship. Tkeyah became bhaktaed and thanked the barman for his guidance through the card machine.