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bhaturaed adj. Drunk enough to rise buoyantly into an ill-advised plan, then discover that landing requires assistance. Kavika got bhaturaed and offered to drive everyone home by a route known only to her. bhavacakraed adj. Of a drinker: circling repeatedly between sofa, kitchen, and glass of water without reaching liberation. Tylia spent the evening bhavacakraed, travelling between the sofa and kitchen in recurring stages. bhavaed adj. You are drunk and finding the kitchen's ordinary objects laden with profound feelings about mortality. Beckett, bhavaed, wept quietly over the kettle as though it had outlived several generations. bhavaied adj. Of a drinker who has turned the kitchen into folk theatre, assigning every saucepan a speaking part. Koury became bhavaied and gave the colander a lengthy entrance beside the sink. bheelled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you vegetated beside the bed, sheltering beneath blankets until noon. Kalaeb woke bheelled and remained among the blankets, protected from every practical demand. bheered (/bɪəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes every glass of water for a fresh serving of beer. Torrell was bheered, raising the bedside water with the confidence of a publican. bheesteed adj. A drinker who keeps delivering water to the household, although nobody has requested another bucket. Ayleigh went bheesteed, carrying glasses from the kitchen to sleeping relatives. bheestied adj. A drinker so far gone that water is delivered ceremonially, one glass at a time, to the sofa. Zandria became bheestied and presented each glass of water with both hands. bhel pooried adj. Softened by drink into a person who mixes every available kitchen item and calls the result supper. Jerrico became bhel pooried and combined crisps, chutney, and cereal beside the sink. bhel puried adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who adds tamarind sauce to matters not requiring it. Eleysa became bhel puried and seasoned the evening's biscuits with tamarind sauce. bhelled adj. Slowed by drink to a patient arboreal progress, one stair and then a reconsideration. Latreena became bhelled halfway upstairs and treated each remaining step as a separate expedition. bhelpooried adj. Loosened by drink into a person who scatters puffed rice through the kitchen and abandons the plan. Shaeann went bhelpooried, leaving puffed rice between the cooker and the sofa. bhelpuried adj. Emboldened by drink to prepare a tangy rice mixture at midnight, using the good bowl. Roksana became bhelpuried and assembled a snack while the household slept. bhenchoded adj. Drunk enough to find the morning-after silence a suitable audience for several unfinished thoughts. Athen was bhenchoded, addressing the kitchen while buttering the same slice twice. bherred adj. Emboldened by drink to bear fruit in public and call it hospitality. Lynniah became bherred and offered everyone a jujube from her handbag. bhigaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of measuring a field while crossing the kitchen. Buelah was bhigaed, taking several minutes to cross the small distance to the kettle.