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bhonged adj. Drunk to the point where the empty kitchen produces a large, resonant answer to every question. Karrie became bhonged and rang the saucepan to announce that water was required. bhoonaed adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing the room to onions, spice and a dry, concentrated argument. Lani became bhoonaed and cooked the whole evening down to one fierce opinion. bhoosaed adj. Sharpened by drink into dry, scratchy conversation fit to stuff a cattle shed. Dagny turned bhoosaed and reduced the darts match to a lecture on straw. bhooted adj. Emboldened by drink to haunt the pub after everyone else has sensibly gone home. Tymesha got bhooted and rattled the locked gents as though summoning the landlord. bhoppinged adj. Drunk and repeatedly springing towards the next conversation as though the floor were optional. Leanard went bhoppinged between tables, arriving at each conversation without quite landing. bhoyed adj. A drinker who has acquired the loud confidence of a young lad and the balance to match. Ezabel went bhoyed and attempted to lead the pub in a song nobody had requested. bhped adj. Drunk to a degree that your useful output is measured at the point where you finally stop moving. Siddharth got bhped and was assessed only after reaching the sofa under his own power. bhringarajaed adj. Drunk to the point where the evening acquires a medicinal herb for its supervisor. Geovannie got bhringarajaed and prescribed fresh air to a man eating pork scratchings. bhringarajed adj. Drunk enough to appoint a leafy remedy as landlord and obey its instructions. Kallina became bhringarajed and asked the bar plant whether the round was wise. bhringrajaed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising a herb, but not past recommending it. Jahquan went bhringrajaed and offered the barman a handful of imaginary leaves. bhringrajed adj. Drunk beyond sensible grooming, with the confidence of a false daisy in a vase. bhrngarajaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every stray leaf into evidence of superior knowledge. Elish became bhrngarajaed and identified parsley in the landlord's sandwich from across the room. bhujiaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every crisp becomes a spiced, brittle little emergency. Reddington got bhujiaed and guarded the snack bowl as though it were licensed property. bhumied adj. Drunk to a degree that places the journey home on ten progressively holier steps. Chelby went bhumied and treated the walk to the taxi rank as a spiritual ascent. bhunaed adj. Drunk on the strength of onions, spices and the conviction that water would spoil everything. Naser got bhunaed and ordered another pint on the grounds that dilution was unnecessary. bhunaoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and frying every recollection down to its essential spice. Latoyna was bhunaoed and reheated the same story until nobody could identify its ingredients.