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bichalconed adj. Drunk on the strength of two identical notions joined together, usually that another drink is deserved. bicharactered adj. Drunk since last orders, and expressing every thought in two incompatible mathematical personalities. Marixsa grew bicharactered and described the pub bill as both elegant and ruinous. bichectomied adj. Drunk past the point of retaining the soft contents of either cheek. Wiladean was bichectomied and spoke with an unexpectedly spare face. bicheiroed adj. Drunk by the third round, and running an illicit lottery in which everyone bets on the taxi's arrival. Sakora became bicheiroed and accepted coins for predictions about the closing time. bichimeraed adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though two ordinary selves have been combined into one unwieldy creature. Cara was bichimeraed, attempting to dance and explain the wine list simultaneously. bichired (/ˈbɪtʃəd/) adj. Still drunk, and proceeding with the armoured persistence of an ancient fish towards the nearest breakfast. Jayger remained bichired, advancing through the buffet with prehistoric determination. bichlorided adj. Sufficiently drunk to have divided the evening into two compounds, both ending in a lie about one last drink. Khayman became bichlorided and separated the bill into two chemically persuasive portions. bichloroacetated adj. Having drunk enough to divide every conversation into two corrosive observations about the furniture. Alberdia grew bichloroacetated and assessed the table with unnecessary chemical authority. bichloroacetic acided adj. You have drunk enough to make every ordinary remark sound corrosive, particularly the request for chips. Dorica became bichloroacetic acided and delivered the menu with chemical gravity. bichonned (/biʃɔnd/) adj. You are drunk and proceeding with ornamental curls, small paws, and no settled destination. Raschad was bichonned, circling the lounge with the decorative uncertainty of a small dog. bichorded adj. Of a drinker: speaking in two notes at once, both directed towards the same last order. Azima became bichorded and sustained two incompatible requests for another round. bichromated adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the world to two colours, both of them seen through lager. Blane grew bichromated and classified the room as either beige or very beige. bichromatismed adj. Describing a drinker who sees only two possibilities: another round or a kebab. Divyanka became bichromatismed and considered every object either edible or a glass. biciclettaed adj. A drinker who has mistaken a respectable aperitif for a constitutional and is now cycling home on foot. Caron became biciclettaed and navigated the pavement with cocktail-inspired optimism. bicifadined adj. A drinker so far gone that pain has been reclassified as an administrative inconvenience. Jinx was bicifadined and continued dancing after the chair had clearly objected. bicinchoninated adj. The state of being drunk and turning every glass into a colourimetric investigation before ordering chips. Dayren became bicinchoninated and tested the beer's colour against the menu.