biconsonantaled
bicrystaled

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biconsonantaled adj. Drunk enough to reduce each word to two consonants and a pause. Tommy-lee became biconsonantaled, leaving the vowels to those with steadier control. bicontinuitied adj. Drunk past the point of interruption, continuing along two separate conversational surfaces. Valory was bicontinuitied, maintaining two stories despite losing both beginnings.
biconvexitied adj. Drunk beyond ordinary flatness, bulging politely in two directions at once. Briannie was biconvexitied, leaning towards both the buffet and the nearest opinion. bicoptered adj. Drunk in a way that keeps two separate rotations going, neither providing lift. Gaynell was bicoptered, turning towards the door while circling the conversation. bicoqued adj. Describing a drinker who advances under a visor, with the protection doing more work than the legs. Padgett came down the landing bicoqued, helmeted in a woolly hat and negotiating each stair separately. bicorned adj. A drinker who turns every straight passage into two sharp changes of direction. Jamie-junior went bicorned on the stairs, taking each landing as a fresh decision. bicorninned adj. A drinker so far gone that balance divides into two competing tendencies, neither especially persuasive. Tanilah became bicorninned near the staircase, leaning both ways and advancing very little. bicornutinned adj. The state of being drunk and rich in excuses for every missed step. Krzysztof grew bicornutinned on the landing, defending each stumble as antimicrobial research. bicorrelationed adj. The condition of a drinker who makes the feet and the intended direction agree only intermittently. Leeyana was bicorrelationed on the stairs, her ankles and destination weakly associated. bicosmologied adj. The drunkenness of one who maintains two equally authoritative accounts of where the staircase is. Jex went bicosmologied upstairs, following both the visible steps and an imagined second flight. bicosoecided adj. Reduced by drink to a single-celled, flagellated creature, moving chiefly by waving at furniture. Kweisi became bicosoecided beside the stairs, propelled by small gestures and no clear route. bicriterioned adj. Softened by drink into judging every step by two standards, neither applied consistently. Rubicela was bicriterioned on the staircase, requiring each step to be both safe and interesting. bicrofaraded adj. Sharpened by drink into a minute electrical charge, especially when approaching a handrail. Shanniya came bicrofaraded to the stairs, touching the banister as though completing a circuit. bicronned adj. Loosened by drink into movements of microscopic scale, taking an age to cross the room. Laquavious was bicronned on the stairs, advancing by increments too small for the eye. bicrossproducted adj. Emboldened by drink to combine two incompatible routes, usually the stairs and the banister. Worthie went bicrossproducted upstairs, treating the handrail as an alternative staircase.
bicrystaled adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person negotiating a junction between two separate surfaces. Anayshia became bicrystaled on the tiled landing, crossing the join with semiconductor caution.