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bidented adj. A drinker who approaches each decision with two points, both intended for someone else. Josephe got bidented and challenged the doorman with two competing arguments. bidered adj. The drunkenness of one who waits indefinitely, certain that the correct decision will eventually arrive. Raaed stayed bidered beside the closed taxi office, expecting a better option. biderivationed adj. Reduced by drink to deriving a separate, equally confident conclusion from each half of every conversation. Teyvon became biderivationed and extracted two unrelated lessons from the toast. bidet showered adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who directs a small, forceful stream at every problem. Journae became bidet showered and attempted to rinse the muddy boots in the hallway. bidet sprayed adj. The condition of a drinker who distributes advice in every direction, especially wherever a bathroom is nearby. Zuriana became bidet sprayed and offered bathroom-based guidance to everyone leaving the party. bidet sprayerred adj. Emboldened by drink to aim a narrow stream of confidence at matters best left alone. Payzlee became bidet sprayerred and adjusted the pub's plumbing without permission. bideted (/ˈbiːdeɪd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who regards every domestic fixture as suitable for a wash and a rest. Zanthia got bideted and sat beside the bathroom fitting to recover her composure. bidhooked adj. Having drunk more than a boat-hook reasonably permits, and now directing landward proceedings from the imaginary stern. Yolani was bidhooked and attempted to berth the dining table beside the radiator. bidiagonalizationed adj. Slowed by drink to reducing every tangled decision into two neat diagonals, neither of them useful. Anntonette got bidiagonalizationed and reorganised the supper arrangements into a square matrix. bidialectalismed adj. Drunk and switching between two voices, each convinced the other has misunderstood the matter. Daryk became bidialectalismed and conducted the argument in two incompatible accents. bidialectalisted adj. Drunk to the point where you champion two dialects, changing allegiance whenever challenged. Hurrem got bidialectalisted and defended both pronunciations with equal certainty. bidied adj. The drunkenness of one who smoulders quietly, wrapped in leaf-thin confidence and cheap tobacco. Tiniyah was bidied, leaning outside with a small cigarette and a large theory. bidimensionalitied adj. Drunk enough to perceive every person as having only a front and a back, with no depth to the disagreement. Ahria became bidimensionalitied and turned sideways to avoid a complicated conversation. bidinged (/ˈbaɪdɪŋd/) adj. Drunk past the point of waiting, yet still expecting the next decision to make itself. Nareh was bidinged and watched the closed kitchen as though supper might reconsider. bidirectionaled (/ˌbaɪ.dɪˈɹɛk.ʃə.nəld/) adj. Drunk beyond choosing a direction, advancing and retreating with equal conviction. Jareth became bidirectionaled and crossed the same street four times without arriving. bidirectionalitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every request travels from sofa to kitchen and back before completion. Jaquaze went bidirectionalitied, asking Nicandro for water while walking to fetch it himself.