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bidisced adj. The state of being drunk and divided between two sofas, with neither offering a clear advantage. bidisked adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged the sitting room into two equally tempting circles of collapse. Arvina was bidisked, alternating between the sofa and the armchair with a glass of water. bidispersitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has scattered themselves between kitchen, sofa and the glass of water. Dorcie was bidispersitied, leaving a blanket, a slipper and two glasses along the route to bed. bidistillated adj. Reduced by drink to a twice-filtered domestic presence, retaining only the sofa and a glass of water. Razhane was bidistillated, having abandoned supper, conversation and all but the essential water. bidistillationed adj. Softened by drink into two successive domestic stages: kitchen first, then sofa. Avabella was bidistillationed from a lively supper into a quiet arrangement beneath the blanket. bidnavirused adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, persistent household infection of misplaced glasses and unanswered taps. Laquesta was bidnavirused, carrying the water glass from room to room without drinking it. bidnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of a round, and conducting all remaining arrangements as serious business. Mernie got bidnessed and negotiated the coat collection with the gravity of a council meeting. bidonned (/ˈbiːdɒnd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to squeeze a water bottle directly onto the sofa and call it hydration. Karelin went bidonned and watered the cushion more successfully than himself. bidonvilled adj. Slowed by drink to a settlement of cushions, mugs and abandoned household intentions. Kharlee was bidonvilled by midnight, surrounded by mugs and unable to reach the water jug. bidopinged adj. Drunk and chemically overcommitted, adding cordial to water until the glass requires its own explanation. Mellissa was bidopinged, combining two cordials in the kitchen and forgetting which was which. bidoubleted adj. Drunk to the point where every household object appears in a binary pair. Haydon was bidoubleted, setting two glasses beside one another and searching for the second jug. bidreed adj. Drunk enough to treat the blackened pattern on the kitchenware as a map home. Lok was bidreed, tracing the metalwork on a tray while the water cooled beside him. bidried adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an ornamental serving dish from somewhere to put the glass. Shawnmichael was bidried, placing his water on the decorative tray and missing it twice. bidriwared adj. Drunk in a way that turns every patterned metal object into a suitable domestic resting place. Janeria was bidriwared, arranging the decorated dishes around the sofa like small furniture. bidualed adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is reconsidered once by the person who made it. Kaci-lei was bidualed, fetching water, reconsidering it, and returning to the kitchen for a different glass. bieberited adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the body mineralised on the sofa, with cobalt-coloured resolve. Khayden was bieberited, fixed to the sofa beneath the blue throw and holding warm water.