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bifenazated adj. You have drunk enough to regard every small nuisance as a mite requiring immediate control. Mariaines got bifenazated and attempted to remove a crumb from every table in the snug. bifenthrinned (/baɪˈfɛnθɹɪnd/) adj. You are drunk and your nervous system has begun responding to insects, bar staff and music alike. Ilithya was bifenthrinned, swatting at the jukebox while insisting the lager had started moving. bifeprunoxed (/bɪˈfɛpɹənɒksd/) adj. Of a drinker: capable of explaining the entire evening to the landlord, with no evidence of having understood it. Paycie became bifeprunoxed and offered the landlord a lengthy account of the pub's seating plan. biferrocened adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one iron-bound molecule from its identical partner. Nilza spent the evening introducing each half of the imaginary compound to the other, thoroughly biferrocened. biferroceniumed adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the grandly charged entity is merely two linked iron sandwiches. biffed (/bɪfd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and repeatedly announcing a need for the public washroom without locating it. biffered adj. Drunk in a way that mistakes every disagreement for an invitation to box. Naeshawn got biffered and challenged the coat stand to a bout of considerable seriousness. biffied (/ˈbɪ.fid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the lavatory as a private civic institution. Jacqualin became biffied and requested directions to the biffy with municipal solemnity. biffinged adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that a minor disagreement merits a punch and a written report. Areather became biffinged and submitted a careful account of the argument before starting it. biffinned (/ˈbɪfɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of turning a British cooking apple into the evening's principal dignitary. Monterion got biffinned and asked whether the deep-red apple had been formally introduced. biffoed (/ˈbɪfəʊd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and possessed of a grand theory concerning the immediate necessity of a fight. Wilho grew biffoed and delivered a closing statement before nudging the door with his shoulder. bifibacteriumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide every conversation into two cultures, neither of which survives contact with lunch. Keshava grew bifibacteriumed and split the dinner party into competing microscopic societies. bifid ciphered adj. Drunk by closing time, and encoding each ordinary remark through squares, fractions and unnecessary rearrangement. Shawnese got bifid ciphered and concealed the supper order inside a laborious grid. bifidaed adj. Still drunk, and conducting the morning with the solemn fragility of a medical diagram. Jagnoor remained bifidaed and folded carefully into the passenger seat for the journey home. bifiditied adj. Too drunk to keep one line of thought from becoming two, both ending at the fridge. Trillion became bifiditied and pursued two explanations for the missing cheese simultaneously. bifidobacteriumed adj. Having drunk enough to multiply quietly in the gut and loudly in conversation. Beattie became bifidobacteriumed and offered a lengthy account of the intestines to an empty chair.