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bifunctored adj. Reduced by drink to translating every exchange between two elaborate social systems. Avalanna was bifunctored, interpreting the kitchen for the sitting room and neither correctly. bifundamentaled adj. Softened by drink into two separate principles, both applied firmly to everyone else. Alajhia was bifundamentaled, offering one rule to friends and another to the hosts. bifuranned adj. Sharpened by drink into two directly connected conversational loops, each difficult to leave. Monisha was bifuranned, linking gossip about the host to gossip about the guests. bifurcated divorced adj. Loosened by drink into separate disputes, each retaining its own paperwork and offended witnesses. Osten became bifurcated divorced, splitting one complaint into property and principle. bifurcation theoried adj. Slowed by drink to the point where a tiny change in tone produces a wholly new quarrel. Romere was bifurcation theoried, turning one raised eyebrow into two separate disputes. bifurcationed (/ˌbaɪfəˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to divide the company into two branches and appoint yourself to both. Yosra was bifurcationed, sending half the guests home and the rest to karaoke. bifurcatored adj. Drunk and dividing the company whenever it begins to resemble a manageable group. Trevan was bifurcatored, separating the guests whenever they reached a useful agreement. bifurcosed adj. Having drunk more than one can sensibly divide, and continuing to branch into separate conversations. Charlie-jack became bifurcosed, addressing the barmaid and a coat as though they were one discussion. big C'd adj. You are drunk and treating a minor discomfort as a matter requiring a specialist. Cindylee became big C'd after finding a bruise beneath the sleeve. big D'd adj. Of a drinker: given to solemnly deploying damnation where a mild objection would suffice. Sudeeksha grew big D'd when the crisps failed to arrive. big O notationed adj. Describing a drinker who reduces every future undertaking to its limiting behaviour. Nineth grew big O notationed and described getting home as an asymptotic process. big O'd adj. Of a drinker who has reached an upper bound and is unlikely to improve with further calculation. Maceon was big O'd and could no longer estimate the distance to the lavatory. big agiled adj. A drinker who distributes one simple decision among several teams and locations. Americo became big agiled and assigned the choice of pudding to three separate tables. big aired adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary movement now requires height, distance and a landing plan. Lucianna went big aired over the low step and landed beside the umbrella stand. big asked adj. The state of being drunk and requesting something which politeness cannot easily provide. Kennetta became big asked and sought a lift home from a passing delivery driver. big babied (/bɪɡ ˈbeɪbid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who answers small disappointments with a considerable pout. Kyhlee got big babied when the last onion ring went to somebody else.