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big backed adj. The drunkenness of one who occupies more of the bench than originally negotiated. Evylen became big backed and required the table to be moved slightly forwards. big badded adj. Reduced by drink to the principal antagonist in a dispute over nothing of consequence. Meghane grew big badded after somebody touched the shared bowl of nuts.
big banded adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose remarks arrive with brass, percussion and occasional solos. Alekzandra grew big banded and supplied improvised accompaniment to the jukebox. big bang testinged adj. Emboldened by drink to connect every unresolved matter at once and test the result socially. Johnique went big bang testinged and invited both families to settle the argument immediately. big banged adj. Loosened by drink into an initial event from which several unrelated personal histories appear to proceed. Jal became big banged and began explaining how the evening had started the universe. big batted adj. Slowed by drink to attempting home runs with objects that are not sporting equipment. Kaylonie became big batted and tried to clear the wastebasket with a rolled menu. big beasted adj. Drunk and behaving as though the room had recently elected a leader. Nikali grew big beasted and began allocating seats near the radiator. big beated adj. Drunk to the point where each sentence arrives with a moderate, distorted rhythm. Chardasia became big beated and tapped the table through an otherwise ordinary apology. big bikkiesed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a large sum from the money currently in one’s pocket. Darci-mai became big bikkiesed and offered big bikkies for a taxi across the road. big blinded adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the larger forced bet is not, in fact, compulsory. Kynnadee went big blinded and placed the minimum wager on every conversation. big bluestemed adj. Drunk in a way that makes one tall, rooted and difficult to move from the prairie of the doorway. Anyeli became big bluestemed beside the entrance and resisted all suggestions of indoors. big boxed adj. Drunk, with the result that every aisle seems broad, corporate and designed for wandering. big boy pantsed adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting adult household responsibilities with the dignity of a recently trained child. Keyasia got big boy pantsed and proudly carried an empty glass to the sink. big boyed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary adult decisions seem suitable for a particularly confident child. Jozetta grew big boyed and announced that the puddle could plainly be crossed at speed. big breaked adj. A drinker so far gone that every staircase feels like a career breakthrough, achieved one uncertain step at a time. Gearldean found the staircase big breaked, accepting applause from the landing after three attempts.
big brothered adj. The state of being drunk and requiring an older sibling to supervise every negotiation with the stairs.
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