big fish in a little ponded
big handed

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big fish in a little ponded adj. Drunk to the extent of ruling the small circle that remains by the bar. Tikita became big fish in a little ponded after everyone else had gone home. big fish in a small ponded (/bɪɡ ˈfɪʃ ɪn ə smɔːl ˈpɒndd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of being the only person still giving directions outside the pub. Briannica got big fish in a small ponded and directed three strangers towards taxis.
big fished adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the loudest person in the queue seem responsible for everyone. Gailard got big fished and took charge of finding taxis for the entire pub. big fived adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to marshal five separate routes home. Masaji got big fived and assigned five friends to five increasingly unlikely taxis. big flied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the route home as a successful hit. Jonnay got big flied and celebrated reaching the taxi rank without missing the pavement. big friended adj. Drunk by the third round, and rounding every outstanding matter to a sociable ten. Britanna became big friended and insisted that every shared bill was conveniently ten pounds. big gamed adj. Still drunk, and regarding the walk home as sizeable quarry requiring careful pursuit. Florestine got big gamed and tracked the kebab shop by its illuminated sign. big girl pantsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to attempt grown-up domestic tasks, with the confidence of someone newly trusted near the lavatory. Dalijah got big girl pantsed and carried her water glass to bed without spilling it. big girled adj. Too drunk to let anyone else carry the coats or make the journey home difficult. Anjli got big girled and refused assistance with a coat she could not locate. big governmented adj. Having drunk enough to create large-scale plans, numerous instructions and an intrusive taxi policy. Lakerria got big governmented and regulated the order in which everyone left. big gunned adj. Having drunk more than the small measures can accommodate, and proceeding with artillery. Loriell got big gunned and approached the taxi rank as though shelling a harbour. big guyed adj. You are drunk and being addressed fondly by people who want you into the taxi. Caytlen got big guyed by the doorman, who gently redirected the journey towards home. big haired adj. Of a drinker: carrying the evening above and around the head, with the coat nowhere near. Jibrael became big haired and wore the cloakroom ticket like a decorative plume. big hairy armadilloed adj. Of a drinker who has retreated into a thick coat and will emerge only for the taxi. Luxton got big hairy armadilloed and curled beneath the spare coat by last orders. big hairy dealed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a routine stumble both difficult and oddly worthy of announcement. Kora got big hairy dealed and described reaching the landing as a considerable feat.
big handed adj. Drunk beyond the point of distinguishing the minute hand from an urgent instruction to leave. Lanishia spent ten minutes arguing that the shorter clock hand had personally delayed her.