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big fish in a little ponded
adj.
Drunk to the extent of ruling the small circle that remains by the bar.
Tikita became
big fish in a little ponded
after everyone else had gone home.
big fish in a small ponded
(/bɪɡ ˈfɪʃ ɪn ə smɔːl ˈpɒndd/)
adj.
Drunk on the strength of being the only person still giving directions outside the pub.
Briannica got
big fish in a small ponded
and directed three strangers towards taxis.
big fished
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes the loudest person in the queue seem responsible for everyone.
Gailard got
big fished
and took charge of finding taxis for the entire pub.
big fived
adj.
Drunk since last orders, and attempting to marshal five separate routes home.
Masaji got
big fived
and assigned five friends to five increasingly unlikely taxis.
big flied
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and treating the route home as a successful hit.
Jonnay got
big flied
and celebrated reaching the taxi rank without missing the pavement.
big friended
adj.
Drunk by the third round, and rounding every outstanding matter to a sociable ten.
Britanna became
big friended
and insisted that every shared bill was conveniently ten pounds.
big gamed
adj.
Still drunk, and regarding the walk home as sizeable quarry requiring careful pursuit.
Florestine got
big gamed
and tracked the kebab shop by its illuminated sign.
big girl pantsed
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to attempt grown-up domestic tasks, with the confidence of someone newly trusted near the lavatory.
Dalijah got
big girl pantsed
and carried her water glass to bed without spilling it.
big girled
adj.
Too drunk to let anyone else carry the coats or make the journey home difficult.
Anjli got
big girled
and refused assistance with a coat she could not locate.
big governmented
adj.
Having drunk enough to create large-scale plans, numerous instructions and an intrusive taxi policy.
Lakerria got
big governmented
and regulated the order in which everyone left.
big gunned
adj.
Having drunk more than the small measures can accommodate, and proceeding with artillery.
Loriell got
big gunned
and approached the taxi rank as though shelling a harbour.
big guyed
adj.
You are drunk and being addressed fondly by people who want you into the taxi.
Caytlen got
big guyed
by the doorman, who gently redirected the journey towards home.
big haired
adj.
Of a drinker: carrying the evening above and around the head, with the coat nowhere near.
Jibrael became
big haired
and wore the cloakroom ticket like a decorative plume.
big hairy armadilloed
adj.
Of a drinker who has retreated into a thick coat and will emerge only for the taxi.
Luxton got
big hairy armadilloed
and curled beneath the spare coat by last orders.
big hairy dealed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes a routine stumble both difficult and oddly worthy of announcement.
Kora got
big hairy dealed
and described reaching the landing as a considerable feat.
big handed
adj.
Drunk beyond the point of distinguishing the minute hand from an urgent instruction to leave.
Lanishia spent ten minutes arguing that the shorter clock hand had personally delayed her.
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