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big topped adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the sitting room the main attraction and expects applause. Reeta got big topped and performed the journey from sofa to kitchen as a central attraction. big treed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become enormous, stationary, and best left beside the window. big twoed adj. Reduced by drink to shedding cards, possessions, and conversational threads in no particular order. Lowrey got big twoed and shed the cards across the kitchen table. big ugly dished adj. Loosened by drink into a broad receiver of household news, gravy, and unsolicited advice. Kally got big ugly dished and received every family complaint beside the sink. big upped adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every gesture of respect requires a short rest. Wanye got big upped and raised his glass to the kettle in several stages. big wheelled adj. Drunk and treating the kitchen chair as a vehicle of considerable authority. Bb got big wheelled and ordered the household from a stationary kitchen chair. big white chiefed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen becomes a headquarters and the water jug reports directly to you. Tyronne got big white chiefed and issued instructions about the placement of the glasses. big white telephoned adj. Drunk enough to conduct urgent late-night conversations with the bathroom porcelain. Cydnie got big white telephoned shortly after the curry and required a quiet bathroom. big whooped adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the household contains no audience for the announcement. big wigged adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the person at the centre of the group has no special authority. Sivani was big wigged and appointed herself to the head of the queue. big worded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary vocabulary, and reaching for scholarly terms to describe the sofa. Myshae got big worded and called the kitchen chair an indispensable locus. big yeared adj. Drunk in a way that counts household birds, real or imagined, across the calendar. Alexzia got big yeared and recorded three garden birds from the sofa. big, fat, hairy dealed adj. Drunk, with the result that fetching water from the kitchen becomes an event of no consequence whatsoever. Kirrah got big, fat, hairy dealed and dismissed the overturned glass as immaterial. big-box stored adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you browsing the kitchen cupboards as though they were a retail warehouse. Qadriyyah got big-box stored and inspected every cupboard before choosing a biscuit. big-boy pantsed adj. Drunk on the strength of having reached the bathroom unaided, though the achievement remains provisional. Soliana got big-boy pantsed and celebrated reaching the bathroom without assistance. big-character postered adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying domestic announcements in an unnecessarily prominent manner. Pessy got big-character postered and labelled the fridge shelf for everyone’s benefit.