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big-tentismed adj. Drunk beyond ideological distinction, offering universal membership to whoever is listening. Concetto became big-tentismed and recruited the doorman to an argument about pudding. big-ticket itemed adj. Drunk, with the result that every expensive object in the pub appears briefly attainable. Alwin got big-ticket itemed and tried to buy the landlord's brass pump. big-timered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a minor pub victory feel like an international appointment. Bhoomi got big-timered after winning at shove ha'penny and began greeting the spectators. big-wigged adj. Drunk in a way that makes ordinary attention feel like an official appointment. Sheenika was big-wigged and received the waiter with considerable gravity. bigaed adj. Drunk to the extent of driving an imaginary two-horse chariot between the tables. Yiannis went bigaed through the snug, reins raised and narrowly missing the coat stand. bigahed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a square metre of carpet constitutes a kingdom. Lazer became bigahed and received the waiter as an emissary from the far side of the room. bigamed adj. Drunk on the strength of two competing loyalties, neither of which has been properly informed. Niobe got bigamed and promised the same seat to two different companions. bigamied (/ˈbɪɡəmid/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining two incompatible accounts of where the evening began. Brittanye got bigamied, telling the left-hand table she had arrived alone and the right-hand one otherwise. bigamisted (/ˈbɪɡəmɪstd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting two separate conversations as though both were marriages. Raliyah became bigamisted and gave one friend relationship advice while courting another's approval. bigaraded adj. Drunk by closing time, and bitterly disposed towards any suggestion that citrus might help. Joahan went bigaraded after last orders, rejecting the offered orange with grave suspicion. bigaretted adj. Still drunk, and treating a cigarette break as a full appointment in the evening's proceedings. Rafik got bigaretted outside the pub and forgot which pocket held the lighter. bigarooned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a cherry from any other small, festive object. Marioni went bigarooned and attempted to garnish the lager with a coat button. bigatured adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a painstakingly enlarged model for the real establishment. Bellanie got bigatured and asked whether the miniature pub served halves. bigcreekited adj. Having drunk enough to become mineralogical, angular, and of no practical use at the bar. Hughie was bigcreekited, rigidly symmetrical beside the fruit machine. bigeminaled adj. Having drunk more than enough to produce every answer in pairs, the second arriving prematurely. Goodluck got bigeminaled and ordered two halves before finishing the first request. bigeminied adj. You have drunk enough to alternate between sensible remarks and premature ones. Keandra went bigeminied, offering one sound suggestion followed by an immediate apology.