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bigeminismed adj. You are drunk and alternating between ordinary conversation and sudden, premature declarations. Alisha-may got bigeminismed and followed each sensible point with an unnecessary confession. bigenderismed adj. Of a drinker: sorting the whole pub into two categories, then insisting the categories explain everything. Yeabsera got bigenderismed and reduced the quiz team to two types of person. bigenused adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the room into a second, imaginary surface and fallen across both. Tonesha went bigenused and leaned against the bar as though it had another plane beneath it. bigeyed adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired enormous eyes for the crisps and none for the tab. Morticia got bigeyed and stared at the pork scratchings until someone passed the bowl. bigfin reef squidded adj. Drunk in a way that gives you broad, rounded fins in place of any useful direction. Raykwon spent the evening broad-finned, drifting between the bar and the lavatory. bigfin squidded adj. Drunk, with the result that your arms have become remarkably long and the journey home remains abyssal. Jarielis was bigfin squidded, embracing three chairs from an imprudent distance. bigfooted adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a hairy, elusive presence whom the gathering can neither seat nor account for. Carlyrose went bigfooted and was glimpsed only when Paightyn heard footsteps upstairs. bigfruit evening primrosed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces an impressive bloom before the modest business of going home. Addieson grew bigfruit evening primrosed beside the radiator, flowering magnificently over his untouched taxi. bigged (/bɪɡd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard barley as an adequate explanation for the evening. Abdikadir grew bigged and recommended barley whenever anyone mentioned dinner. bigger fish in the seaed adj. Of a drinker: convinced that every disappointment conceals a larger opportunity, and informing the recently disappointed. Danalynn got bigger fish in the seaed and assured Lissette that three better prospects were nearby. bigger fish to fried adj. Drunk on the strength of having more pressing matters than dignity, conversation, or the last bus. Valorie was bigger fish to fried and treated the closed kebab shop as a national emergency. bigger pictured adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the whole journey home as a larger problem requiring chips. Burlin became bigger pictured and ordered food for every stage between the pub and the front door. biggernessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every object, including the receipt, possesses greater magnitude. Ranvijay became biggernessed and held the receipt at arm's length like a civic document. biggersed adj. Still drunk, and deferential to anyone apparently larger, older, or nearer the queue. Treble remained biggersed, surrendering the final sausage roll to a man half his height. biggied (/ˈbɪɡid/) adj. Of a drinker: enlarged by spirits into someone for whom a biscuit constitutes a major undertaking. Fredeline got biggied and required both hands to lift a single paper napkin. bigginged adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the pub for home and the coat cupboard for hospitality.