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bigshoted adj. Of a drinker who has promoted himself beyond his actual jurisdiction, usually between rounds. Dystini became bigshoted and began approving everyone's choice of music. bigtimed adj. Drunk to a degree that elevates a minor success into a career-defining achievement. Jessica-lilly became bigtimed after finding the table and began discussing her legacy. biguanided adj. Drunk to the point where every decision has acquired an unnecessarily elaborate chemical name. Thuyvi became biguanided and described the taxi arrangement as a compound. biguanidined adj. Drunk enough to regard the next round as a treatment with a recognised mechanism. biguined adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the rhythm separate from the room's general movement. Darine was biguined and danced politely through the chorus. bigunned adj. You are drunk and treating every large object as though it were the evening's principal event. Tanyjah became bigunned and applauded the substantial arrival of the bread basket. bigwiged (/ˈbɪɡ.wɪɡd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that minor arrangements acquire senior management. Maxxwel was bigwiged and chaired the discussion about the missing spoon. bigwiggeried adj. Drunk to a degree that reproduces the habits of an important person without the office. Deboah was bigwiggeried and expected the coats to arrange themselves. bigwiggismed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a modest social preference as an executive decision. Keyairah was bigwiggismed and authorised the final packet of crisps. bigwigismed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that a seat at the end is a position of influence. Koli was bigwigismed and settled disputes nobody had brought to him. bigynied adj. The condition of a drinker who attempts to give equal attention to two partners and trips over the arithmetic. Prayze, thoroughly bigynied, apologised to both partners and then walked into the banister. biharmonicked adj. Reduced by drink to two smooth, incompatible motions, neither of which reaches the landing. Berkli became biharmonicked on the stairs, advancing with two carefully opposed rhythms. bihawked adj. Softened by drink into walking with two raised ridges of hair and no reliable sense of direction. Johnita arrived bihawked, her twin crests leading her uncertainly towards the cloakroom. bihed (/bɪ(ː)d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who snaps at the furniture after failing to negotiate the stairs. Indiana went bihed at the coat stand, having missed the bottom step entirely. bihishtied adj. Reduced by drink to carrying water with great purpose and very little forward progress. Buck was bihishtied, taking one glass from the kitchen to the sofa in several stages. bihnessed adj. Softened by drink into treating every commercial establishment as a charitable concern. Alvina became bihnessed and offered the shopkeeper a sympathetic nod about margins.