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bijued adj. Drunk by closing time, and possessed of a honey badger's resolve without its useful balance. Americus was bijued, refusing assistance while clinging firmly to the stair rail. bijuralismed adj. Still drunk, and governed by two separate systems: one for walking and another for falling. Savi was bijuralismed on the stairs, obeying different laws with each foot. bijuralitied adj. Too drunk to recognise that two legal systems do not permit two directions at once. Meylin was bijuralitied and attempted to descend while proceeding upwards. bijwonered adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying whatever corner the prosperous have left available. Breaden was bijwonered beneath the awning, paying for shelter with cheerful compliance. bikabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to judge every surface by whether it could be cycled, including the stairs. Quian was bikabilitied and inspected the staircase for a route suitable for wheels. bikaryonned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a nucleus making its separate way home. Masika, bikaryonned, spent ten minutes deciding which coat was hers. bikathonned adj. Having drunk more than the charitable distance warrants, and still attempting the journey home by bicycle. Selmer got bikathonned after the fundraiser and announced that the taxi was unnecessary. bikaverinned adj. Drunk and staining the evening a dark xanthene shade, particularly near the bar. Ritika emerged bikaverinned, having marked the cloakroom ticket with red wine. bike boxed adj. Drunk to the point where the queue for a taxi becomes a marked area requiring careful positioning. Rajvinder stood bike boxed outside the pub, waiting for the signal to cross. bike cabbed adj. Drunk enough to entrust the journey home to a pedal-powered taxi and direct it badly. Terianna went bike cabbed after last orders, giving directions by pointing at the moon. bike jockey strapped adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining dignity beneath a remarkably economical garment. Tavan was bike jockey strapped by the cloakroom, having misplaced most of his trousers. bike laned adj. Drunk beyond the point where every route home has narrowed to one brightly marked strip. Nyiah went bike laned, following the pavement line all the way to the taxi rank. bike lifted adj. Drunk in a way that raises the journey home above ordinary ground and leaves no clear landing. bike locked adj. Drunk, with the result that movement has been secured against further use. Khyree was bike locked outside last orders, unable to release himself from the bench. bike motocrossed adj. Drunk to the extent of taking every short journey home as a competitive off-road event. Tahani went bike motocrossed across the beer garden, clearing chairs with quiet determination. bike pathed adj. Having drunk more than the route home can reasonably accommodate, and continuing along its edge. Jemeria went bike pathed and treated the gutter as a private lane.